In Search of...

[wednes]

No, its not the paranormal show hosted by Leonard Nimoy (of remake of Body Snatchers fame). It's my ongoing job search.

I went to this Martinizing place today as I heard they were desperate for help. I can see why, it must have been fucking 120 degrees in that place. And they dont' even have a water cooler. I could go all Upton Sinclair hanging out there all day. But there is this really cool girl working there. Sorry Pak_man78 but she is mine!!!

Alternatively, I am applying to be a deomnstrator at a chain grocery tomorrow. Basically I would make food, serve samples to people, and talk about food. Can Do!!! So hopefully this will all work out on the flip side.

Lets all cross our fingers, shall we?

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

What if you had to demo condoms? But those aren't edible. Or are they. I'd like to see a display case of condoms on triscuts with cheese and stuff. It would be very eloquent, an it will help pull condoms out into the open and away from negative public scrutiny. You should get a job coaching a youth soccer team. That could be cool.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

What's a condom?

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

I think it's that skin that forms on the top of pudding. I don't know my Dad always talks about having them in his mouth.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh...

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah!