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wednes ([personal profile] wednes) wrote2002-07-01 02:57 pm
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In Search of...

No, its not the paranormal show hosted by Leonard Nimoy (of remake of Body Snatchers fame). It's my ongoing job search.

I went to this Martinizing place today as I heard they were desperate for help. I can see why, it must have been fucking 120 degrees in that place. And they dont' even have a water cooler. I could go all Upton Sinclair hanging out there all day. But there is this really cool girl working there. Sorry Pak_man78 but she is mine!!!

Alternatively, I am applying to be a deomnstrator at a chain grocery tomorrow. Basically I would make food, serve samples to people, and talk about food. Can Do!!! So hopefully this will all work out on the flip side.

Lets all cross our fingers, shall we?
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this could be good

[identity profile] tawdryjones.livejournal.com 2002-07-01 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
hmmm, I like the demonstrator position!

I could never do that job, though. I'd leave the mic off and just eat all the goodies by myself.

Yeah, look at me, demonstrating how to eat bangers and mash!

[identity profile] cepheidus.livejournal.com 2002-07-01 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What now if you happen to detest the particular food product you are demonstrating for the day?

That was my downfall working retail in a fancy gift shoppe . . .I wanted to smash half of the porcelain monstrosities that I was expected to sell.

But somehow I don't believe this will be a problem for you. Bon chance! Do I get free samples?

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2002-07-01 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No way!

i've never fed you before and I'm not about to...

never mind.

As long as I don't have to demo tofu I should be okay.

[identity profile] man-bites-dog.livejournal.com 2002-07-02 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What if you had to demo condoms? But those aren't edible. Or are they. I'd like to see a display case of condoms on triscuts with cheese and stuff. It would be very eloquent, an it will help pull condoms out into the open and away from negative public scrutiny. You should get a job coaching a youth soccer team. That could be cool.

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[identity profile] man-bites-dog.livejournal.com 2002-07-03 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's that skin that forms on the top of pudding. I don't know my Dad always talks about having them in his mouth.
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