What's bothering me now?

[wednes]

I'm supposed to be putting together a portfolio for job hunting. Frankly, I can't imagine that anyone is going to be impressed with letters from my therapist and other assorted people who are helping me get my life together. I don't think any prospective employer is going to waste their day thumbing through some bullshit collection of facts detailing all my shitty jobs. My resume is awesome, has been for years now. Did it help me overcome the fact that I "don't look professional" or that I can't drive? Hell no it didn't. I swear, I'm getting ready to go back into phone sex. At least I know there are jobs available there.


On a brighter note, here's a funny picture of me outside LJ's diner.
It's a place way up north in the UP of Michigan.
It's funny cause it says LJ. ;-]



Deadland eps 1-5 are posted in case anyone is listening.
YEAH!!!
Rest assured, the explicit stuff will start soon enough.

I need to find a classical guitarist to play for half an hour before my wedding.
My old friend who is actually a guitarist has decided he's too busy to brush up between now and October.
I don't mind telling you I think that's a fucking drag, but whaddaya gonna do?
Anybody know a classical guitarist who might work for a couple slices of cake?
(I'm kidding, I'll pay them. Or to be more specific, H will pay them)

Oh, and four of my short stories are gonna be in the Stone Garden Anthology.
Wheeeee!

Comments

[gifgal.livejournal.com]

if you need to use me as a reference for anything, just let me know what for, i'd lie for you anyday! lol :)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

ROFL That's awesome.

And good to know! ;-]

[madush69.livejournal.com]

You know you can count on News Director Dan Martin for a reference.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've used "voice over specialist" to fill in some gaps in my resume. So that'd be good. Especially since my other radio friend is a total dickhole.

[brettsyboy.livejournal.com]

i would so play guitar for you if we lived in the same area, ive been playing a lot of classical guitar lately..........

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You should record some mp3's for me. I'll use it in my podcast. I need cool intro outtro music for some radio dramas.

Perfect

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

LJ's diner.. so perfect. hehe :)

Re: Perfect

[wednes.livejournal.com]

We thought it was hilarious. I'm sure the owners wondered why we were so interested in their sign.

congrats

[urbanlawn.livejournal.com]

I din no know that you were getting married. Cartoonclassy shoes are kicking up their heels in my imagination for you and your "H"

that makes me smile.

Re: congrats

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Thanks man.
You can come if you want, it's in October and it's gonna be casual and fun.

[kissdbyagnome.livejournal.com]

Are you giving an A-OK and Thumbs UP in that LJ photo? If you are, it makes it even funnier I must say...bahahaha.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's the A-OK and the pointing finger.

I was telling Nate (who took the pic) that he was "the man." You know what though, he's not actually the man, so there's an irony present.

[kissdbyagnome.livejournal.com]

oh, okay.