What a happy day!! (cue music)

[wednes]

Greetings friends,

I thought I'd post a brief note telling you of my good fortune. Right here on LJ, I came across someone selling VHS tapes of a bunch of movies I do not have. So soon, I shall be the proud ownder of:

I Spit on Your Grave (not to be confused with "I Thumb Thru Your Magazines")
New York Ripper
The Beyond
Last House on the Left (Uncut bootleg)
and Cannibal Holocaust (ditto)

Some of these are Italian, all of them are truly horrific and lousy with gore.
I am totally stoked!!!!!

Revel in your jelousy, friends.

Comments

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

That is quite a nice collection of movies to pick up at once. I don't think there is one movie in there that I considered bad, I own all of them as it is. Oh and LHOL is being released on DVD sometime in August I believe, and I'm pretty sure it's the uncut version. But fuck that anyway, the best release in August is Return of the Living Dead on FUCKING DVD. THAT's badass. Oh and everyone knows that the best Italian soundtrack is to Cannibal Holocaust, the theme alone kills all the competition. As far as cheesy Italian synth music goes, I don't think you can get much better than Dawn of the Dead or Zombie. Oh and I hate New York Ripper, the gore is nice but it sucks, almost as bad as Cat in the Brain...Jive cock?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh Mike,

You're so learned.

The uncut version of LHOL has never been released in this country, and will surely be NC-17. It may get released here, but its not like it would be at your locl Blockbuster.

Yes, the music in Fulci's Zombie is delightfully terrible. As are the screams of the announcer at the end...

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[the-omega-man.livejournal.com]

"Zombies have been reported in this vicinity, they're in the building, they're at the door, they're coming in...ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH"

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's the one.

Oh yeah.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

You never know, LHOL might be unrated or NC-17, I'm surprised Anchor Bay hasn't picked it up yet and released it full uncut. But anyway, Return of the Living Dead, that's what I'm all about,

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Freddy: Stupid asshole!

Frank: You watch your tongue boy if you like this job!

Freddy: Like this JOB?!?

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Frank: They want two adult femail skeletons with perfect teeth. Okay so that's a 2afpt.

or

Frank: I think there's a skeleton farm over in India.

For some reason those two parts always make me laugh. Because it's funny ha-ha not funny queer.(Another great film)