Zombie Outbreak in Cambodia

[wednes]

Um...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Comments

[gusterize.livejournal.com]

What!?

[lirrin.livejournal.com]

That just sounds like bullshit to me. I can't picture any mechanism whereby a virus could restart bodily functions enough to get a person mobile after genuine death. If it's not complete crap, I'd be willing to bet the people don't actually die, but rather go catatonic or something, and then pull out of it violently.

Sounds suspicious to me, at any rate. Maybe I'm just hoping it's not true, though...

[lirrin.livejournal.com]

(And I'm sticking to the "complete crap" conclusion, btw...)

[itches]

"Yep, this is complete crap," itches said as he loaded a shotgun. "Don't believe a word of it."

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Nor do I really...but why take chances?

[itches]

If you're wrong you look stupid. If you're right ... well then you still loose.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Well, my zombie contingency plan is to take out the girl upstairs and take her apartment. But there will have to be a reliable US occurence for me to put that plan into action.

[jere7my.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it's a hoax. That's not the BBC's webpage. The IP address 65.127.124.62 belongs to baserape.com, which is owned by some guy in Illinois.

[rivetkitten.livejournal.com]

And the sign in the picture is for a town in Lebanon, and the alt text for the image is "Lebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troops," and the rest of the page is in reference to South(west) Asia, rather than the Asia-Pacific region, which is where Cambodia is...

But what fun is a fake website if you don't believe it?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Good sleuthing.

I'm sure the chick upstairs from me appreciates it.

[calpurnius.livejournal.com]

I was going to take tomorrow off to buy weapons until folks had to go and prove it a hoax. *stomp*

[missmisty.livejournal.com]

Good a reason as any to buy weapons!

Pretend they didn't ruin it!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Can you ever really have too many weapons?

Not in Michigan you can't...

[missmisty.livejournal.com]

I can't see the link.

I wanna see some real live...er dead zombies!!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I got a little warning about non-standard sites or something. Maybe if you adjust your cookie settings?

[missmisty.livejournal.com]

I'm not a big enough geek to know how to do that.

*pouts* I suck.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I only know how to do that on an apple and with Safari.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Nice, you ALMOST had me.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, people all over the internets are beleiving it too!

[mrcrankypants.livejournal.com]

I believe that webpage has been around for several months. It's actually pretty convincing, but becomes suspect upon close inspection. All reservations about the subject matter aside, that second paragraph would be spiked by any responsible editor for being a run-on sentence. Heck, I even had problems with "culprit."

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it doesn't stand up well, but it looks swell on my desktop. You know me...I love a good hoax.

[madush69.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. I could see soething like that taking place. Shame it's a hoax.

[frog-autumn.livejournal.com]

lol

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

You've made it to Snopes!

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/zombies.asp

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I saw that.

I thought Journalfen was my crowning acheivement, but I was wrong!