Crocheting

[wednes]

Blind old ladies can do this...I've seen them.

My mother is a blithering idiot, and she can do it.

The most evil witch I have ever met can crochet like nobody's business.

This books is written in language a 4th grader could understand, and is fully illustrated.





So why is my yarn just a big, long knot???

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

If I haven't figured it out by the weekend, that would be great.