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Open Letter on Spoilers:
Okay, by now everyone knows that I've been watching Ken Jennings run on Jeopardy! with great interest and enthusiasm. What can I say? I'm still out of work, and it pleases me to see a regular guy with tons of random knowledge using it to make a whole shitload of money. And now that there's this rumor going around that he eventually loses and when and how much...everyone and thier drunken uncle is trying to tell me about it. Cut it out, you dinks!
How would you like it if I told you that Annakin Skywalker eventually became (get this) Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie?
Yeah...you're not so spoiler happy NOW, are ya...punks!
Maybe I could go on to explain that if you keep watching Smallville long enough, not only will Jonathan Kent die--but Clark Kent actually becomes Superman! And if that isnt' enough spoilerization for you...I'll throw in the fact that I heard that Clark and Lex Luthor may not always remain the best of pals like they are on the show.
I'm so mad, I'm even going to reveal the prophesy that either Harry Potter or Lord Voldemort ("t" pronounciation is optional here) will die by the end of the 7th book. I know, I couldn't beleive it either.
Rosebud=sled.
Guy in Sixth Sense: murdered in opening scene.
Kevin Spacey is Keiser Soze
Mr Orange is the cop, he set them up.
See where I'm going with this?
I hope by now, you have all realized the folly of spoilering stuff I enjoy.
I mean, I knew by the laws of time and logic that KenJen would lose eventually--but why not let it unfold as the producer intend?
It's just more fun that way.
How would you like it if I told you that Annakin Skywalker eventually became (get this) Darth Vader in the next Star Wars movie?
Yeah...you're not so spoiler happy NOW, are ya...punks!
Maybe I could go on to explain that if you keep watching Smallville long enough, not only will Jonathan Kent die--but Clark Kent actually becomes Superman! And if that isnt' enough spoilerization for you...I'll throw in the fact that I heard that Clark and Lex Luthor may not always remain the best of pals like they are on the show.
I'm so mad, I'm even going to reveal the prophesy that either Harry Potter or Lord Voldemort ("t" pronounciation is optional here) will die by the end of the 7th book. I know, I couldn't beleive it either.
Rosebud=sled.
Guy in Sixth Sense: murdered in opening scene.
Kevin Spacey is Keiser Soze
Mr Orange is the cop, he set them up.
See where I'm going with this?
I hope by now, you have all realized the folly of spoilering stuff I enjoy.
I mean, I knew by the laws of time and logic that KenJen would lose eventually--but why not let it unfold as the producer intend?
It's just more fun that way.
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Man, Ken will never loose! NEVER! He'll be there until he dies. He just has to be! Don't listen to logic and silly spoiling people trying to make you believe that the wonder will end.
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The Man in Black is Westley!
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It's all starting to make sense...
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But that won't stop my complaining!!!