How do you kill something that has no life?

Well, after waiting and waiting and scooping up tiny bits of LOST info all summer...and waiting some more for the season to finally begin--after all the hype, all the speculation and all the suspense, I can safely say: Meh. Which is a nice way of asking "What the sam hell crap was that?!?" LOST, I've always stuck up for you, but you are trying my patience.

Also, I don't actually like any of the people you are so keen on featuring. Next week I'd rather you focus on the people who aren't annoyingly withdrawn, irritating self-absorbed, or crying like a bitch. Thank You.


South Park, OTOH, was killing me with it's goodness. Whooooo!