Hilarious!

[wednes]

I just spent the better part of an hour trading comments with some unidentifiable person who went to undergrad with me. At first I was all offended, but when his mounting ignorance kept...well, mounting, I became progressively more amused.

If you're interested, its in the thread following my post about that wierd Email I got from another guy I went to college with, whom I actually know well.

He didn't say who he was or what he wanted, just sent comment after comment about how much he doesn't like me, or my viewpoints. But he did mention how much money he makes, and where his great, big house is (its in Novi, MI, BTW).

Sounds like someone has a secret crush on me....
I hope my hot, hot boss is not too jelous.
I'll ask him when I get back to work tomorrow.

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[spun-lepton.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like a grade-A bona fide moron to me.

"Fifth, while many of you may not subscribe to the Xian way of life, myself included, this country was in fact founded on Christian beliefs, not Islamic or Jewish or Hindu values. There is nothing wrong with "In God we Trust" or "One Nation Indivisible Under God". There is nothing wrong with swearing to tell the truth "so help you God". These things are part of that American culture. It's who are in many ways. If one finds it offensive, then one can close his/her eyes, plug his/her ears, and shut the fuck up."

Time to go back and study some history. America was not founded on Christian values, since the majority of the founding fathers were deists and atheists. If it had been founded on Christian values, do you think there would have been a separation of church and state? "In God We Trust" on the money and the "Under God" portion of the Pledge made their first appearance during the Red Scare, when Senator McCarthy wanted to make sure the States were far separated from the "dirty red atheist Commies."

America's motto is, "E Pluribus Unum," which means "Out of Many, One."
It is not "In God We Trust."

"Personally, I can't stand hip-hop music; it's racist, mysogynist, violent, and promotes crime."

Yes. Every artist who makes hip-hop and rap music promotes violence, racism, and mysogyny. There are no rap or hip-hop artists in the entire world who promote peace, tolerance, and good will. What a buffoon. Sounds like he needs to get out more.

Complaining that the war is unjust does not make someone un-American. Complaining that a monkey could do a better job of running the country does not make someone un-American. It really sounds like your buddy has bought right into the type that the White House is currently shoveling.

Have you purchased your duct tape, yet?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

You sir, are my hero!

[drakemobius.livejournal.com]

mine too, cause he saves me a lot of time and breath.
Fingers dont breathe o.o
Whats the equivalent?
saved me a lot of...finger muscle tension?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, I 'm going in. Revruin, you cover my back in case I don't come out of this one with my sanity. Damn, if only I weren't at work, so I could dedicate my whole self to destroying this person in debate.

Yeah...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Because I, in fact, Rule!

[darkeryet.livejournal.com]

*giggle* What a delightful little moron you got there. Such a cutie. Oh the joys of a public journal. *smirk*

[anfarati.livejournal.com]

What a fucktard, that was wonderful.

THANK YOU, ASSHOLE, FOR BRIGHTENING MY DAY WITH YOUR AMAZING WIT.

I'm so proud of your retorts, you didn't have to sink to his level. I give you an A+

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Gosh, thanks sweetie!

you all suck

[(Anonymous)]

UterDICK, you're just a sugar-filled defective faggot. You can't debate for shit. You dropped out of college and are a loser. You're also dying. Your diabetes will shorten your lifespan. You probably can't even get it up, unless you're looking at altar boys you damned queer. We all know Wednesday likes pussy more than cock, which we know she's not getting now. Unless her boss needs his ass licked out.

The rest of you are obviously queers and dykes. Uneducated, minimum-wage jobs, fat assed Satanic pieces of shit. None of you will make it into Heaven. Even Jesus couldn't save your rotten, corrupted souls. Fucking sick bastards.

Everyone on your friend list is a druggie ass loser. Fairie bitches, fags, retards, and other Taco Bell losers. Hey, Wednesday, where do you live, in a trailer park? Aren't you from Ferndale or some white trash place like that? Did you even finish your degree? Everyone in Blair knew you were an easy sick bitch. Rumor had it that you even liked black guys. You also reeked. I dont think you knew what a shower was.

Fat ass.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

I trust this means that this is the last time we will hear from you.

You are obviously not welcomed here.

It is at this point that I will ask you to not come around here. I'm not sure why you spent so much time researching my friends, but you seem to have some kind of sick obsession with me. Therefore, if you harrass me or any of my freinds again, I will be forced to persue this matter thru legal channels. And if you think your buddy "PE" will shield your name from my lawyer, you are kidding yourself.

And like I always say "If there's people like YOU in heaven, I'd just as soon stay away."