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Zombies man, creep me out.
Anyone who knows me knows that I take zombies pretty seriously. I've had a zombie plan since I was in junior high, and used to spend a lot of time mapping out routes, safe (and more importantly UNsafe) zones, hoarding supplies, etc. My fear of zombies is the only reason I know anything about guns at all is so I can shoot them in the head. Even though we now know that gunfire attracts zombies (I learned it from grizzly bears, but then Walking Dead spilled the beans for everybody), I still feel good about being a decent shot. My new book is also about zombies, which is odd, since the first novel I ever tried to write (but never finished, turned it into a rock opera instead) was also a zombie story.
When someone is accused of making zombies, mine ears perk up. When that someone is in Haiti of all places--the zombie capital of the world, I get a little edgy. And when someone is jailed for creating little kid zombies and held there without a lawyer, I begin to consider a declaration of shenanegans. Poor guy gave up a construction business to help out after the Haitian earthquakes, and now he's in some godawful prison that Anderson Cooper said is one of the worst places to be on Earth. And he'd know...he's handsome. ;-]
We talk a lot about how America is so messed up, poor people going without basic needs, 9/11 first responders losing their homes due to medical bills, rich people not having a clue about what poor people go through. But man...I'm not sure so it's America. There are blithering asshats all over the world who'd step on their brother's neck if they thought there was a diamond in it. Maybe mankind of destined to allow the strong to prey on the weak until zombies are absolutely everywhere.
When someone is accused of making zombies, mine ears perk up. When that someone is in Haiti of all places--the zombie capital of the world, I get a little edgy. And when someone is jailed for creating little kid zombies and held there without a lawyer, I begin to consider a declaration of shenanegans. Poor guy gave up a construction business to help out after the Haitian earthquakes, and now he's in some godawful prison that Anderson Cooper said is one of the worst places to be on Earth. And he'd know...he's handsome. ;-]
We talk a lot about how America is so messed up, poor people going without basic needs, 9/11 first responders losing their homes due to medical bills, rich people not having a clue about what poor people go through. But man...I'm not sure so it's America. There are blithering asshats all over the world who'd step on their brother's neck if they thought there was a diamond in it. Maybe mankind of destined to allow the strong to prey on the weak until zombies are absolutely everywhere.