My Minions are Getting Remiss:

[wednes]

I've posted before about the town of Wednesbury, pronounced "WENZ burry." Since I actually do know people in the UK, you'd think that someone would send me a sweet photo of them waving from a "Welcome to Wednesbury" sign, or some sort of arial photo that shows that the town was built in the shape of me. No dice.

But now...

I've just learned that there is a Museum and Gift Shop(pe) in Wednesbury.
And NOT ONE SINGLE ONE of YOU have sent me a gift from it.

What. The. Fuck. ???

Seriously people, I can send you American crap like Mountain Dew, Zippo lighters, or cheap Korean plastic if you want it. But I have no means to get myself any cool Wednesbury swag. And I'm not famous enough yet that people are sending me this kind of stuff "just because."
So yeah, if you guys could get on that for me, I sure would appreciate it.

And if you want to do something nice for me, but you're in America--why don't you sucker punch the next 5 people you hear using the expression "Hump Day." I despise that expression.

Comments

[jeffpalmatier.livejournal.com]

Oh, how nice. I come across some of these sort of people on Assbook. I keep wondering why I keep looking at people from that period in my life.

He must be one of those stereotypical dour northern Germans!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I have found that most of the "hot chicks" I went to high school with have been divorced (some several times), having raised ordinary children alone or with some small measure of help from a disinterested spouse. They work shitty jobs and contribute nothing creative to the world at all. Plus, they aren't very pretty these days, and some still have the same horrible hair.

[crowjoy.livejournal.com]

You must be talking about the hot chicks I went to school with! I'm not on FB mostly because it would be a crushing disappointment if it wasn't true.