Porn: the final frontier.

[wednes]

Well, I did something today that I've honestly never done before. Lots of people do it, I'm told, but not me. Never really wanted to, which is odd. I'm a fan of vices. I have a good many myself. But until today I have never EVER watched porn on my computer.

You see, Rammstein has a new video out. The song itself is sort of banal and, dare I say, insipid. But the video is hard core. Literally. The video is HARD CORE PORN.

Enjoy!


And because you didn't know you wanted it until you knew it existed...
Here's Voltaire singing about Rammstein:

In other news, there is a whole genre of music called Murder Ballads. I know, right?!? Like Voltaire, this is something I'm sorta pissed I'm just finding out about now. And it's every bit as wicked awesome as it sounds. Problem? It's expensive for some reason. Not sure what that's about. But it is. And I can't find a torrent of the stuff I want feel it would be morally wrong to download it for free. I've actually been buying a lot of music lately. Odd. But there's a lot of it out there. And I'm gonna get it all and drape myself in the murdery goodness.

I'm not really supposed to be spending money on myself, but the next time I run into some I'm thinking very seriously about investing in this:


In noveling news, the editing on the new book is exceptional. I'm very pleased. Cover design should be coming my way soon. Sent an Email to the chick doing the promotions for the Vampire Ball. If I don't hear from her by the end of next week, I'm gonna go ahead and buy tickets. Once I do that, I will no longer have monies to buy books for a signing and make swag. So I hope I hear from her this coming week. We shall see.

Comments

[groovesinorbit]

I'm actually someone who likes porn on occasion. That wasn't good porn, and you're right about the song. Bleah.

Voltaire, on the other hand, is awesome. Love that video. : )

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I actually like the silly, sort of blatant hard coreness of the porn. And I think it goes with the song. Plus, videos have been going in that direction for some time. I'm kinda glad somebody finally just went for it.

[groovesinorbit]

It does go with the song, I agree. But the songs sucks, so ... ; )

It reminds me of something John Waters said a while back about how it was just a matter of time before real sex showed up in regular movies. Looks like we're getting there.

[jeffpalmatier.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is a cool Salem's Lot-related item. I forgot to mention on my blog how I bought another German-language edition of SL to replace the one that was stolen with the rest of my bag when I came home from visiting my brother in Seattle.

I couldn't watch the porn video because the new flash software isn't compatible with my 2004 eMac, which really annoys me. Well, not getting to see images of naked women always annoys me, but it seems like computers are designed to go obsolete pretty damn quickly.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I hear you, man.

Before I got this MacBook last year, I was using a G3 Powermac, a pismo, in fact. I couldn't even watch YouTubes on it. It had 512MB of RAM. ;-/

But yes, it's a slick-ass bit of memorabilia.
I covet it.

[darkeryet.livejournal.com]

Can't believe you didn't know about murder ballads, how is that even possible!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I don't know.
But believe me, I'm making up for lost time.

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

Not only are Murder Ballads amazing, the album by that name is likely Nick Cave's best album (and that's a lot coming from me).

Bon appetit!

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

I love rammstein, and can understand them. The more german I learned the more I liked them. hehe

This video made me crack up SO much.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Right on.