Six Word Story

[wednes]

I'm in an idea stealing mood this week...
ladyteal posted a six word story that was just delightful.
It intrigues me because I think I can write one too:

Hammers are my tool of persuasion.

Let's have it kids...spin me a tale in just six words.



Okay one more:

Wednes wants love and potato chips.

Comments

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Cut finger writing, bled to dea

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Flying saucer crashes. More broken dishes.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

HA!

Good one.

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

Each of Bush's obituaries will thrill!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

gratsi.
It's just so true...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

*snort*

That's funny.

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

For the record, the deleted post was this story:

He carressed her thigh..."mmm chicken."

But without the quotes.

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

He carressed her thigh..."mmm chicken."

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Some guy. Shit happens. He lives.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Wow, an epic!

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Some guy. Shit happens. He dies.

[lirrin.livejournal.com]

Turns out, zombies are highly flammable.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha!

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

Customers call Lorne with no mercy.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Good one.

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

More than six words, but funny all the same, from MST3K:

"A man comes to town, touches no one's life, and leaves."

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

They had a lot of lines like that, mainly because the movie was failing to tell any story at all, of course.....another favorite was Crow during a scene with a badly-lit night driving scene...

"Darkness at the edge of town....all over town"

[madush69.livejournal.com]

This young boy shall be my son.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Too many words.

[derekfz.livejournal.com]

No more breathless kisses for us.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Dang.

[derekfz.livejournal.com]

Can I still see your rack?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

Oh, if only I weren't married...

;-]

[derekfz.livejournal.com]

A quick peek? He's not looking.

haha :c)

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

She no longer hides the scar.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Whoa, nice.

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Heads will roll. You go first.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Very nice.

[(Anonymous)]

Bound, bleeding, and hungry for love.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh my!

Hyphenation okay?

[swayworn.livejournal.com]

Post-surgery, I'm just like everyone else.

Re: Hyphenation okay?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Nice.

[swayworn.livejournal.com]

Anonymous was me; who will believe?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

No suprises here, you wacky scoundrel!