Stuff I learned today:

[wednes]

1--My hot, hot boss has a penchant for expensive toys. Although I learned that before making his chart, it was proven today when he brought in yet another tiny car that cost more than $50.

2--Men find me intriguing, especially when i'm trying to fill thier lives with intrigue.

3--Calling California with our POS phone plan is expensive.

4--There is a 9 year old girl in Dallas named Wednesday. I bet she's cool as hell.

5--the new Pinnochio is not very good.

6--Denny's still proudly serves margarine.

7--One of my co-workers is VERY well endowed.

8--It is difficult to find weed during the holidays.

Comments

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

So we find you intriguing, do we?
I'll give you intrigue! I'll reveal just enough of my assassination plot to drive you utterly, utterly mad! Ha!

Oh, wait. Too late.

P.S. Intrigue is what you make of it. Take this from someone who spends a good sixty percent of his day fantasizing about being an international spy.

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

But...how will I snuggle you if you are far away?

And how will you bumm all my wine?

Re:

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

I'll have lackeys fetch the wine.

"They say the dog bays in Chicago. Now hand over the merlot."

As for the snuggling ... I'll have to stop by in disguise and ravish you, from time to time.

Just like I do now.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Shhhhhh...