A bunch of lists:

[wednes]

Ready?

1. Dear Mr Brenner, you might need these love birds after all; they might improve your personality. squee1973 The Birds

2. I'm afraid if I told you...you wouldn't even try it. sleazeanna Hannibal

3. Did you drop this baby? His arms and legs are broken! lirrin Unbreakable

4. You forgot the breifcase?!? Don't you want the breifcase?!? Falling Down

5. ...just any kind of sign. I'll be watching for it. porcelain72 Man w/2 Brains

6. Enjoy your lunch, Blanche. And by the way, we got rats in the cellar. diachrony What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

7. Irnoic don't you think: your mother an adulteress, your wife an adulteress. Pit and the Pendulum

8. Not bad for a human. porcelain72 Aliens

9. ...it means somebody cared about you enough to take your picture. porcelain72 One Hour Photo

10. My stepdad's not mean, he's just adjusting. porcelain72 Death to Smoochy

11. I think your brain is going soft from that comedy you play with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the family what you're thinking again. calaniana Godfather

12. Oh...you didn't see because you didn't WISH to see. Of course! absinthofheart Prince of Egypt

13. Guns are no good against the dead, only the living. stoppingpolaris House on Haunted Hill

14. How shall we fuck off, oh Lord? lirrin Life of Brian

15. No...I would NOT say benefit. frannyzooey Harold & Maude

16. You're right. It's all fucked up. We should all go live in a fucking log cabin. stoppingpolaris Se7en

17. Don't let them bury me, I'm not dead. (this is the easiest one) lirrin Serpent & the Rainbow

18. You must be the fastest gun in the west...or the biggest liar! thehula Quick & the Dead

19. I have no desire to put aside something as topical and timely as The Drowning Wife. lickingtoad Deathtrap

20. Your mother sucks cocks in hell. lirrin Exorcist
Nice job people, you did better this time and I made it more difficult.

Here's what's bugging me now:

--My back. If I don't exercise, it hurts. And I hate exercise, but I'm getting more consistent.
--Commemorative Coins. They are fake, the stuff they "commemorate" is often pointless, ghastly, or just fucking stupid.
--Julia Stiles. I've decided I just don't like her.
--SciFi channel, well 80% of thier programming anyway.
--Cabbies who talk about Jesus as if I'm interested and then get made when I suggest that Jesus has no problem with "foreigners" or "the gays."
--People who ask you a question and then get mad when you disagree politely.
--fat bias
--the relentless suggestion that I completely stop smoking pot.
--the relentless affirmation that I hate the idea of completely abstaining from pot.
--Mick Jagger is not going to live much longer, which is incredibly sad in a historical way.

More interesting and pleasant stuff:

--Today is Jim Dale's birthday. He is supposedly 71.
--Last night H and I took a zillion pics for my new mood theme, which will be of me, in a variety of moods. It will be availible for you punks to use when I'm finished, if any of you are big enough fans of mine to actually want the Wednes mood theme.
--I'm seeing DaVinci Code tomorrow for $1.
--Taking B-vits again is taking the edge off of this drastically reduced sugar thing.
--I planned a meal with no starch in it and didn't even notice. That's odd for us. Poor people eat a lot of starch so they can feel full. Every meal ever eaten here has either bread, rolls, rice, quinoa, cous cous, potatoes, perogies, or pasta. But not so tonight.
--The Greatest Movie of the Year comes out on Friday. Can I get a Woot Woot (in parseltongue)?!?
--Ween's country album is hilarious no matter how often I hear it.

And finally, here's a poll:

[Poll #796488]