Either way, Jim Davis is bat-shit crazy.

[wednes]

I've been busy seeing docs and taking tests all afternoon. It seems that my cholesterol is low (192 bitches!), my BP is on target, and I've lost 10 pounds. Take THAT, Guernica. The visit would indicate that my plan of dancing around the apartment while I'm alone is serving it's sinister purpose. And, I feel particularly pleased with myself for actually taking the damn bus to my apointment when it's like, 90 degress out. Although sadly, madush69's big, important news director job keeps making him too busy to have lunch with me. ;-[

This is where some of my online testing is. More of a survey than a test really, but anyone can take it--even you lugs.
The other one was more...testy: word usage, math, reasoning, mechanics, and all that hoo-ha. This new job developer is indeed, more of a "life coach" which sounds sorta stupid. Then again, when I decided that life coaches were stupid it was because people paid for them. Since I'm not paying, I may as well go see what this chick is about and what she can do for me. Sometimes doing things that seem pointless have a way of coming back around to the good, if you know what I mean.


In what the fucking FUCK news, wurmwyd hipped me to this Garfield business. Highly controversial info about the fluffy cat of comics, Tom Poston voiceovers, and parade floats. Who knew? Not me.
This is seriously the most disturbing thing I've encountered lately. Which is almost good, since it swept the residual craziness from watching David Tennants crazy-ass performance in Secret Smile. But the pathologically troubled Jon versus the starving, hallucinating cat is too much to ponder, even for a horror loving ghouls like me. I mean, who wouldn've thought the lasagne loving fat cat was the most terrifying and disturbing comic ever? He created a nemesis in his own cat-mind. No wonder Odie was such an annoying bitch.

So... Aparently Garfield comics are either the story of a desperately lonely man who talks only to his cat and Odie. Or it's the comical hallucinations of Garfield as he slowly starves to death. If I'd have known that, I'd've started reading about that fat orange cat years ago. Seriously.

Could it be a hoax?
I almost hope it is...and yet, my perverse fascination-O-meter is in the red.

By the way, is anyone else as tired of hearing about Mel Gibson as I am? (sorry for bring it up, oops)

And you all may be interested to know that according to internet quizzes, My Japanese name is Uedenesu.
What? You're not interested? Well, then I suggest you stop reading right here.

Comments

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I'm amused how the fact that he was DUI is on the backburner from what he said. As thought what he says about Jews or wars, or whatever else he said in his drunken rant is the important part we should focus on. Most of the conversations I've had with drunk people haven't led to inner enlightenment to what's in thier souls. If Drunkness was some doorway to peoples true feelings, physciatrists would liquor you up before each session. The problem is that the guy from TMZ is high on his newfound power after embarrasing Paris Hilton last week so now he wants to be the greatest celeb busybody in the history of Hollywood. The Police Department said it best when they pointed out that their job was to determine Mels state of sobriety, not investigate what he did or didn't say. If people start investigating what other people say... well we should just set up those "Freedom Zones" George Bush enjoys so much. Oh wait...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

I must say I'm fascinated by how many people think it's really important what Mel thinks. After learning that he thinks watching Jim Caviezel get tortured for 2 and a half fucking hours will bring people to Christianity--I wouldn't care what he thought even if I did before.

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

I have always wanted to give Passion the old MST3K treatment since it was released. If ever there was a film that needed to be mercilessly ridiculed as it was airing....

[wednes.livejournal.com]

The bummer is that the chick who played Mary of Nazareth was amazing. It was a really moving performance...but geez, even I don't want that much violence.

And I likes me some movie violence!

[swayworn.livejournal.com]

That is AWESOME.

Off-topic

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

Off-topic goodness!!

http://www.themoononline.com/imagesone/sharkfishing.jpg

Off Topic, redux.

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

Here, this should blow you mind a tad also:
http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/3787/bearattackres2sr0.jpg

Just think about it for a mintue. Then the giggles will set in!


Oh, yeah, and this:
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lishark0802,0,500359.story?coll=ny-li-bigpix

Because, you know, people should know when they are swimming with sharks.

They should also know that fish pee in the ocean.

Re: Off-topic

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That is damn funny.

Re: Off Topic, redux.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Well, if they're in the ocean, it's a reasonable assumption that they are swimming with sharks--to be sure.

Maybe there should be a mosquito warning wign as well.


The grizzly portrait is hysterical.

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

Ha! Here's a FAR SIDE comic photoshopped in real life!

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/8574/grizzlyur6.jpg

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh man...they are SO "on notice."