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Cripes, this thing is long!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
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| ✓ I miss somebody right now. | × I don't watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. (Even though I've also lost a bunch) |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. | ✓ I love to play video games. (Though not how you'd think. I've been playing a lot of "Pac the man") | ✓ I've tried marijuana. (Not sure if I like it...maybe one more try!) |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. (I don't care for them, though) | ✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | × I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| × I curse sometimes. (No, I curse ALL The Time!!) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (I better have, I've ben working my ass off on it.) | ✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (So step off!) |
| × I have broken someone's bones. | ✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. | × I hate the rain. (What kind of moron hates rain?) |
| × I'm paranoid at times. | × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. | ✓ I need/want money right now. |
| ✓ I love sushi. | × I talk really, really fast. | × I have fresh breath in the morning. |
| × I have long hair. | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. | ✓ I have at least one sibling. |
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S. | × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Only while on stage.) | × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (What? Like I'd DIE if I didn't know who was calling before picking up? Stooooopeed.) |
| × I like the way that I look. | × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. | × I am usually pessimistic. |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Hello? Bi polar.) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. | ✓ I slept with a roommate. (Stupid Heathen Ranch.) |
| × I have a hidden talent. (Not since I came out about being able to tap dance...) | × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. |
| ✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. | × I enjoy talking on the phone. (last resort only.) | ✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. ((they are under all those dresses I wear)) |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. | ✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I admit that I am powerless over LJ.) | × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Who?) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Ew.) | ✓ I've rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. | × I want to have children in the future. |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. | × I've called the cops on a friend before. | × I'm not allergic to anything. (Gold. though some fruits make me break out, like tomatoes and watermelon.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. | × I am shy around the opposite sex. | × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. |
| × I have at least 5 away messages saved. | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | ✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Come to think of it, she wasn't actually a friend.) |
| ✓ I own the "South Park" movie. | × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (NOT "young country") |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. | × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Define "use" "sexuality" "advance" and "career") |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. | × I have dated a close friend's ex. | × I am happy at this moment. |
| × I'm obsessed with guys. | ✓ Democrat. | × Republican. |
| × I don't even know what I am. | × I am punk rockish. | × I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| × I study for tests most of the time. | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Shoe---laces?) | × I can work on a car. |
| × I love my job(s). (I loved my last job, though.) | × I am comfortable with who I am right now. | ✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. |
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I stopped doing this recently) | × I have jumped off a bridge. | × I love sea turtles. (why would anyone love sea turtles?) |
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (My makeups are expensive, but I don't wear it often.) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (My theremin skills are lacking) |
| × I hate office jobs. | × I went to college out of state. | ✓ I am adopted. (By the Pater, not the Mater.) |
| × I am a pyro. | ✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. |
| × I fall for the worst people. (I used to, I finally stopped.) | ✓ I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. | ✓ I can't whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden but not owned.) | × I still have every journal I've ever written in. (I wish.) | × I talk in my sleep. (just mumbling) |
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (Does pot count as a distraction.) | × I wear a toe ring. |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. (Three, in fact) | × I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. | × I am a caffeine junkie. |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. | ✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (I don't really have to stop at one, do I?) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| × I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. | ✓ I'm an artist. (But my name was never "Prince") | × I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. | × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| × I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. | ✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I didn't really count, but I have tons of online friends and merely LOTS of real-life friends.) |
| × I have lived in either three different states or countries. | × I am extremely flexible. | × I love hugs more than kisses. (Don't touch me.) |
| × I want to own my own business. | ✓ I smoke. (LOL) | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (I wouldn't call it "too much" though) |
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. | ✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Duh, zombies) |
| ✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. | × I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (Yes...the clouds.) |
| ✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. | ✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| × I can't stand being alone. (I am awesome company.) | ✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (I stopped doing this.) | × I'm a judgmental asshole. (No, but I could see someone thinking I am.) | × I'm a HUGE drama-queen. |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (too late) | ✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. |
| × I am a Libertarian. (Libertarianism is pretty fucking cold.) | × I can speak more than one language. | × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| × I would rather read than watch TV. | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (I read a healthy dose of each.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. |
| × I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. | ✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (I used to be really mad I didn't get to go fishing with Pater & bros because I "couldn't pee off the boat") |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. | ✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. | × I like most animals better than most people. |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (I have retro games for new consoles.) | × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I totally should, though.) |
| × I am compulsively honest. | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | ✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | ✓ I dislike milk. (I only have it with cereal.) | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| × I always carry something significant around with me. (I don't "carry" it but I don't leave the house without my class ring.) | × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. | ✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. | ✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Remake of Psycho, anyone?) |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. | ✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Depends.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts. | ✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. | ✓ I don't like to chew gum. |
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (and then I remember that I don't drive.) | ✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. |
| ✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. | ✓ I love to sing. |
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. | ✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I've performed in three plays. (Top Girls (college) Diviners (college) Some African thing about a snake (jr high)) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I'm Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | ✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. (They aren't tracking this, are they?) | × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. (but they seem to think I do.) |
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | ✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. | × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. | ✓ I can only hate someone that I love. | × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I've never bought anything from any Starbucks ever.) |
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You marked no for 'I want to own my own business'. But that's not correct, you've commented several times on having your own B&B.
In refernece to your "I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird." I just remembered I found a great way to find good movies on Blockbuster Online. I sot teh categories by rating in reverse order. The ratings are made by the public, and some pretty great movies get bad reviews.
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That's a good one. Thanks!
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You should have seen me giggling when the shark surfaced and stole the date stamp.
Cracked my ass UP!
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try http://www.gifworks.com
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Yeah! I love it! It's a hoot!
::applause::