I want a smoke!

[wednes]

Today is the first day at this job that I have really wanted to go have a cigarette. This is odd mainly because I quit smoking cigs over 10 years ago.

There are throngs and throngs of people here. They are freaking out, bringing giant wooden staffs and tall-ass hats and myriad other things that don't belong in a theatre...like small children, or white guys with huge fro's. Plus even though it is his day off, my hot, hot boss is here making everyone nervous.
My last curtain talk was for over 200 people!

It's driving me crazy, and we have 2 Leonardo DiCaprio movies coming up next week.
I'm going to the bar after work with Mike.

(Cue music) I'll be stoned for Christmas....you can count on me....

Comments

[cepheidus.livejournal.com]

Wednes curtain speech. A true joy.

I especially enjoyed the bit where you instructed all of the assholes in the audience to shut off their cellular devices, and promptly cued one to ring. Magic Wednes.

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

The 9:30 crowd was horrible. they yelled smart remarks and loud rude comments thru the whole talk. I left without telling any of them about the January movies because they can kiss my ass.

I'm glad you liked my talk.

[adudeabides.livejournal.com]

"I especially enjoyed the bit where you instructed all of the assholes in the audience to shut off their cellular devices, and promptly cued one to ring."

LMAO!