He has returned to his murderous form!!

[wednes]

As a testament to my career in theivery, I have stolen this quiz from katharinakatt.

After you die... the Beetlejuice Waiting Room After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

H and I spent the evening/night watching horrible "horror" movies on cable. First was called Taking Lives and was one of those films so terrible that you can't beleive it has the cast that it has. I knew who the killer was the first time I saw him, and Angelina Jolie should really stick to Raiding Tombs or blood drinking or whatever the hell she does. It did have two actors who had tiny parts on Sopranos on it.

Then we were lucky enough to catch the hilariously titled Scarecrow Gone Wild. If you ever want to watch a laughably bad movie, I beg of you to watch this film. We laughed harder than tonights Daily Show, and we laughed pretty hard at Daily Show. There was not one redeeming thing about this movie, except it's laughable badness. Actually wait, there is one scene where one person gives a pretty intense performance. But he doesn't say anything...which is good because that would surely have ruined it.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, The Crush came on directly after. I love Cary Elwes was much as the next Gen Xer, but that movie hurts us with it's painful badness.

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[itches]

After you die...
Parallel Universe

After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Dang...I can't tell if that's good or bad.

Does this mean you would have an "evil" goatee, or that you wouldn't have one?

[itches]

Well I have one now...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I thought so...so your "evil" counterpart wouldn't have one.

[itches]

Unless I'm the evil universe version.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure why I didn't think of that...

[lirrin.livejournal.com]

*BAAAHAHAHAHAA*

After you die...
Guardian Angel

After death, you will exist as a guardian angel in order to protect your still-living loved ones. You might even inspire a classic Christmas movie.

(Actually, I always wanted to be a guardian angel. Well, um, not any time SOON, but y'know.)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Ha!

You know you want to be in a classic Xmas movie!
You're family would be great for one of those slapstick funny ones.

Just take Jungle all the Way and replace Arnold with your mom.

I'm laughing already... ;-}

[deathscythe81.livejournal.com]

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's odd, the words don't match the picture.

Did you cheat?

I dont' think you can cheat your way into heaven.

;-}

[deathscythe81.livejournal.com]

I didn't cheat. The picture I am looking at puts the center of that star in heaven. The one edge is in purgatory. So I didn't make it by much, but I did manage to make it. However, it is just a quiz. :P

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

One time, a guy came over to my michigan pagan comm because he took a quiz that said he should be neo-pagan. He was very disappointed when he learned he'd have to read and study just like any other religion.

[itches]

Man that would be a good way to get converts. Flood the internet with "what religion should you be?" quizzes but fix the results so it always points to your one. You'd get the right sort of converts too, the easily manipulated and impressionable sort.

THIEF!!!

[katharinakatt.livejournal.com]

hehe

I don't mind. :)