Who says there's no good news?
Thanks to
Jonathan Stewart Leibowitz to host this years Academy Awards.
In a related story, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg seen drinking heavily @ La Caverna.
I'm not especially looking forward to the Daily Show jones I'll surely have while he takes time off to prepare. I daresay I've been missing my fake news over the holidays. But this will surely be the best Oscars EVER. I might even have people over.

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Does this mean they're holding his family hostage or something, though?
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I doubt it.
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I'm pretty excited.
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Maybe Dan and Cathy will want to.
Or Kassy and D.
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