So I'm in this cab...

[wednes]

And I'm riding to work. I realize that the driver is the same guy who likes to talk about Jesus (no offense to those who love Jesus, but its not what I want to discuss on my way to work). So I'm trying to ride the wave between polite, and quit-fucking-talking-to-me.

So he says: So...do you work at that theAter?

And I go: Yeah.

And he says: Don't you have that boyfriend?

(pause--he has driven H and I around a few times)

So I say: Um, yeah, why?

(another pause)

And he says: I think that's okay, for a lady to work even though she got a man.

And I said: Oh...

I did not tip him today.

Comments

Re:

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Just say that you heard on the news that they were trying to clone Jesus. Seriously.

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll give that a whirl.

thanks.

Re:

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I'm no help.