I know I complain about this alot...

[wednes]

I was over at google looking for a pic of Mr Limpet (the Don Knotts movie where he turns into a cartoon fish and helps the navy find enemy subs for to blow them up). What did I come across but a Mr Limpet movie poster that claims to be starring Jim Carrey. And who's directing? Mike Judge, I tell ya whut.

I don't know whether to turn away in disgust or...um...think of some other action to take. Remakes of Mr Limpet, Salems Lot and Willard all in one year? I'm pretty sure the apocalypse is coming.

Shopping list:
Battery radio/flashlight combo
Weed, and some more weed, pain pills and weed
Fresh water and kool aid mix (or crystal light if you prefer)
assorted weaponry

I'm off to pillage!
Have a good day.

Comments

helpful bunker advice

[tawdryjones.livejournal.com]

Dude, toilet paper.

Why does no one remember this?

During the rapture, what are you going to need more than cuddly soft Charmin?

Re: helpful bunker advice

[the-omega-man.livejournal.com]

>>During the rapture, what are you going to need more than cuddly soft Charmin?<<

In the UK they market some toilet paper as "Kitten Soft"

This begs the question...who was sick enough to wipe their arse with a Kitten ?

Re: helpful bunker advice

[tawdryjones.livejournal.com]

I know that sounds nasty, but kittens are soft!

What's even better? Completely recyclable!

Re: helpful bunker advice

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

You're right! They're totally recyclable. They'll clean themselves of all your crap, just in time for you to take another one.

I'm going to start this today. Lil' Fucker needs to be taught a lesson. I'm sure she'll make the connection between her craping on the floor, and me using her as a wiping utensil.

Re: helpful bunker advice

[quada.livejournal.com]

she might be on the grill by the time you get home
if she doesn't settle the fuck down

We're gonna need a bigger boat...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You guys are fucking certifiable!

Wiping your ass with kittens?

"Cuddly soft?"

Kittens on the Grille?

This is too mental even for me. Away with your dark, evil fantasies.
And stay the hell away from my cats!

Re: We're gonna need a bigger boat...

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

I know how much Clarence loves me, and she's cuddly soft... And she pees and poops in your house.

Hmmmmm

I'm going to go and eat a bunch of burritos, I'll be over tonight.

[princezna.livejournal.com]

They are doing a lot of remakes this year. I'm excited about Mr. Deeds because I love that movie! I kind of like remakes... it is fun to see someone else's spin on something... even if it does end up blowing.

ps- Princezna got some weed yesterday- tonight it's Spaceballs & greenery!

Re: helpful bunker advice

[princezna.livejournal.com]

I love Lil' Fucker! How is that cat?

I miss my cats at home Beelzebub & The Rum Tum Tugger... I wonder how fat they've gotten.

Re: helpful bunker advice

[quada.livejournal.com]

she's fucking insane

Re: helpful bunker advice

[princezna.livejournal.com]

She should date Beelzebub... or Bubba as we call him for short.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

nice, I wish I wa not out--although i always have a copy of Spaceballs around, you never know.

Mr. Limpet

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Are you fucking serious. That has got to be on my list of movies never to remake, along with Ice Castles and Never Ending Story part 3(because nothing will ever top part 3). If anything should be remade it's Chips 99', the most over looked TV movie of all time. Jim Carrey would be perfect for it. I'm laughing just thinking about it. And I shit on my toothbrush. Because I couldn't find a cat to wipe with.

Re: Mr. Limpet

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Actually, I feel that many many remakes of the past 10 years should ahve been aborted.

Mr. Limpet was a good flic (I thought) when I was a kid, but I don't think the uS is really ready for a strong military subplot. And Don Knotts is just a funny guy, not like Jim Carrey, who is only good when he is somewhat serious. I don't mean sappy serious, but like: Cable Guy serious.

Sorry to hear about the toothbrush.

Re: Mr. Limpet

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

It's cool, the brush was my Dads. Fuckin' Don Knotts. I dig Don and so does John Waters. So needless to say John Waters' opinion matters.(YEAH)

Re: Mr. Limpet

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Duh!

It ruled when JW was on the Simpsons as well...himself basically.

He is one of the few people whom I've seen all of his films. The line "I blew Richard Speck" is one of the finest in cinema history.

Do you live with your Dad?

Re: Mr. Limpet

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

No I live in Tempe. My favorite conversation from a Waters film was the one in Serial Mom between Mathiew Lillard and the old woman in the video store arguing about Bill Cosby movies. Fucking great.

Re: Mr. Limpet

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Here's your dollar, You Son of a Psycho!!!