Quotes of the Day:

[wednes]

People on 'Ludes should not drive.

Damn Luther, look what they did to your car!

First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Aloha, my name is Mr Hand.

You can do it, name this film.

Comments

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

[porcelain72.livejournal.com]

This is too easy.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, of course.

Re: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

[noverflow.livejournal.com]

yeah... ahhhhh... beat to it...

really easy though

Re: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I work with know-nothings at the mall.

Well, not many, but several.

Re: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Okay, that was a little easy.

My co-workers at the mall would have had to talk about it for an hour before someone came up with it.

That was WAY too easy

[mpolgara.livejournal.com]

Try this one...

I like it. It's got that "it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss" type ambience.

My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!

She's my best friend. God, I hate her.

Eskimo!

Re: That was WAY too easy

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Heather's.

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw...

Try this one

[mpolgara.livejournal.com]

Beautiful evening; you can almost see the stars...

Duke, let's go do some crimes.

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

John Wayne was a fag. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

Re: Try this one

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I dont' think I know that one.

Do tell.

A Repo Man's Life is Always Intense.

[mpolgara.livejournal.com]

Surely you have seen Repo Man!? If not you must go rent it, right now.

Re: A Repo Man's Life is Always Intense.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Actually, I owned the soundtrack (Best soundtrack Ever) for a long time before I'd seen the film. hahhaha. Michael Nesmith and that movie are so funny. I mean, theres a blowjob in that movie and also one of the Monkees is involved. Granted, its the smartest one, but still...

That's about the time i had a huge crush on Emilio Estevez.
Yikes...