Jokey Time?

[wednes]

I've been challenged to make up a joke, but since I can't come up with anything I'm turning it over to you.

It starts like this: A Catholic, an Atheist, and a Witch walk into a bar.

then what?

Maybe...the athiest and the witch try to hook-up while the Catholic tells them while that's sinful (until he gets drunk and passes out). That plays on all the major stereotypes I think.

Your turn!

Comments

[skryche.livejournal.com]

But that's a story. It's not much of a joke.

(Not that I think I could do any better.)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Hence my plea for help!

[pyrafire.livejournal.com]

A Catholic, an Atheist and a Witch walk into a bar
The Agnostic ducks.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Good one.

[haroeris-astrum.livejournal.com]

How about - The catholic overhears the witch and the atheist talking. She hears the word "Bee" in connection with a graveyard. The catholic combs the graveyard, looking for the sacred bee that freely flies around its grounds. After a while, she hears laughter. The witch and the atheist emerge. The witch asks, "Did you find the Blessed Bee?"