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¡Es mi Dia Primera!
I don't know that this qualifies as an "event" but I have set up my account, for any deviant crazy person to read. And if you are in fact, the aforementioned deviant--let me just remind you that the only good reason to murder someone is if God him/herself tells you to. The deities I've spoken with today seem to think I should get high and watch a movie (after a nourishing and chocolattey snack, of course).
Something remotely event-like did happen today, whereby my ministerial "welcome package" cam in the mail. I was pleased to see it contained much information about performing weddings, including state by state laws, handfasting, and luckily for my "homies" instructions on how to perform weddings in a jail house or prison.
Alright, that is all for now. I have the Gods works to do...
Something remotely event-like did happen today, whereby my ministerial "welcome package" cam in the mail. I was pleased to see it contained much information about performing weddings, including state by state laws, handfasting, and luckily for my "homies" instructions on how to perform weddings in a jail house or prison.
Alright, that is all for now. I have the Gods works to do...
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10. She's bigger than me. And scary.
9. I often hear Her voice without seeing her.
8. She distributes prophecy, unsolicited.
7. She threatens me with fiery destruction if I disobey.
6. She has little tasks for me to perform.
5. She encourages me in Her worship with instructional science fiction videos and demented literature.
4. She punishes me for my sins.
3. She makes me grateful for Her bountiful offerings of sustenance.
2. She's crazy, just like that other guy in that other book.
And the NUMBER ONE reason: She keeps telling me She's gonna jail me, flog me, crucify me, raise me from the dead, and set me at Her right hand, and oversee my reign on Earth. As if.
-- L
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Oh, and I am MADLY in love with you ;)
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well, I'd have nothing... yup, that's about right.
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And sustaining LToad is no small task.