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wednes ([personal profile] wednes) wrote2005-04-01 07:47 pm
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However, I'm taking it as a compliment...

I have these neighbors that we laughingly refer to as our "naked neighbors" because most of the regular guest to our apartment have seen these chicks naked. They just aren't into closing thier blinds.

They are rude and loud and have only come by our place to complain, even though I invited them to one of my gatherings when they first moved in. I'm all about being neighborly.

Anyway, I was going out for a walk today (which must have looked silly since The Dog is out of town for the weekend) and one of the naked neighbors was heard to remark:

"New haircut, huh?"

"Yes," I say, amazed that they are even talking to me.

As she turns away I hear her say to her friend, clear as day: "Dykey".

I must confess, I had no idea how to respond to that. I felt strongly that any further conversation would surely end in a fistfight. I mean, my hair is pretty short, but it was obvious that this idiot thought "Dykey" was some kind of huge insult.