Blah Blah holiday blah...

[wednes]

It is ever so close to Christmas, and only now am I beginning work on what will eventually become H's gift. As many of you know, I tried unsuccessfully to make him a scarf several times. Then I found the money to get him something cool for his birthday, which is as luck would have it, right before the big gift giving holiday. I did get him the comic book version of Mary Shelly's Frankenstien, which he will like very much I'm sure. I'm also going to the store to get him his favorite cookies and cereal. There was this other time I didn't have money on Valentines day and got him 3 boxes of Reece's Puff cereal and he said it was the best gift ever. I thought he was kidding until he ate all three boxes in less than a week. So he'll be getting that again provided I can get my ass to the store. It's just too cold to take the bus anywhere and I'm so damn broke it's sickening.

So I am doing a big photoshop gift for H where cartoon versions of us will be placed in such classic films as The Matrix (with H as Morpheus), Aliens (with me as Ripley), Jaws, The Ring and maybe some other stuff too depending on how long it takes. Plus he's getting some fly ass Shrinky Dink related stuff. And a cake, made by me. And I'll be making him breakfast Xmas morning when I get home from the shelter.

I just wish I had a job like a normal person.
I can't beleive that stupid Motel didn't call me.

On the plus side, smarbaby has made it possible for my theremin to change from mr Potato head to Mrs Potato Head, thru the magic of gift giving and cross dressing. Speaking of which, how come I'm the last to know that Elijah Wood is gay? I would have thought lickingtoad would have hipped me to that long ago.

Lost was awesome tonight. Terry O'Quinn is, as I may have mentioned, the Shiznit!

Comments

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

Elijah Wood is gay??? Are you serious? Now, if only he was hot, my type, lived where I did and liked me!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's what I am told.

He's with either Merry or Pippin in real life.

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's so sweet. Once you get verification, tell me. I'm obssessed with the gay celebs ya know.

[hortonhearsawho.livejournal.com]

Everyone's convinced he's with Merry. The evidence is incriminating.

Not that I, you know... know these things... or. something.

Anyway, Lost is the best thing in the world. Hooray!

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

Your icon would be so awsome if it said "Bitch please."

Sorry, I'm really tired. It's like, one in the morning here. Stop judging me!

[hortonhearsawho.livejournal.com]

hahaha! It really would. It's one here, too, but I'm not all that tired. So I think it really would be really funny. I just may have to take you up on that.

Oh, and if you're amused/interested I was going to put this link in my earlier comment, but totally forgot. Perhaps I am tired.

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's very incriminating evidence. They're a little too close for comfort. Yeah.

[ex-jenniepan481.livejournal.com]

things between you and H just seem so sweet! the fact that he would be charmend by you giving him cereal! my hubbie like expensive crap!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

He is the perfect man in many ways...I feel like a bitch for having any complaints at all. Still...

Anyway, H would love DVD's and Ps2 games and such, but isn't disappointed if he doesn't get them from me.

[ex-jenniepan481.livejournal.com]

we all have to bitch about the ones we love. it is when we dont complain or say anything for that matter that things are bad. I know you care for H and I know everyone who reads your journal knows this too!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Right on.

[katie-can-draw.livejournal.com]

i think i got you a defective mrs. potato head.
i'm now convinced it's just a mr. potato head in drag...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I know! I'll try to have them married in a church, if it's legally binding, then we'll know.

[itches]

Bah, I'm a day ahead of you and I only just finished my shopping.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

It sucks when you have to make everything. I just want to shop and be done...but no. I have to bake and sew and thread beads, it's insane!

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

[itches]

Give people 'The satisfaction of baking.' That is, all the materials to make the whatever, as long with instructions.

Rinse and repeat for other creative ... stuff.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Nice...

I was going to write you a story, but here's a pen, some paper, and an idea I had. Happy Holidays.

Brilliant!

[itches]

The experience is priceless.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I think if I had a girlfriend who MADE everything for me, that would be the best thing in the world. I bet he does too. :-)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I dunno...you ever see that SNL sketch where Paul Simon and Victoria Jackson are stranded on the island?

Actually, H is much cooler than that.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Somehow I'm sure that the things you make him are very nice

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Elijah Wood is gay?!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

See, when I was told that, it was presented as if i am the last person on the planet to know. Which couldn't be the case, since none of you seem to know either.

I actually suspect that Michael Rosenbaum is gay too.
Which would be a drag, for me.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Wow.. Rosenbaum would be as much of a blow to me as when George Michael was gay. I mean sometimes its nice for these hot guys to be straight.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll always have Eddie Vedder!

[everythingtold.livejournal.com]

Elijah Wood? Well, I kinda though so but when he actually came out it totally passed ME by. Now howcome more actresses aren't coming out?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Probably because they don't realize YOU're already out!

[lostsatellite.livejournal.com]

those presents that you have thought up for H sound really awesome...

and Elijah Wood is gay?...I'm not sure if I accept that as truth or not...wasn't he dating Franka Potente a couple years ago?...I suppose that doesn't make him not gay, but...hmm, maybe he's bisexual or something...

[madush69.livejournal.com]

I Love Run Lola Run. If he's done with her, I'll take her.

[lostsatellite.livejournal.com]

hell yeah, me too!

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

One word(unless it's two words): Coverup.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Could be that he is bi. Not really any of my business I suppose, but I couldn't help being interested when I heard he was gay.

[fyreangel.livejournal.com]

Obviously yer not the last to know.. I didn't know either. ..and I don't feel bad because a lot of your friends here didn't as well! :)

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

You know you ALWAYS know before I do. Mainly because I don't really care. But it's funny when I meet women who are obsessed with celebs, and I get to inform them that he's gay.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Now if only that punk Legolas would come out!

Re: Frodo & Faggotry ...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Toy ye not with my emotions, my dear.

Re: Frodo & Faggotry ...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

See. I figured if this were true, you'd know already. But my source seemed very certain.

Re: Frodo & Faggotry ...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

Let's just say when I close my eyes and drift away, I'm sure he's gay. Outside of the deepest, faggiest part of my hom-agination?

No idea.