I'm powerless against the hilarity of a Mad Lib!

[wednes]

In case any of you did not know, I think Mad Libs are one of the most gut bustingest funny activity ever to do with ones time, or killing time with friends, or doing while you and your friends are intoxicated.

And here's why:

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young PAINTER named BABOO. He was SILENTLY FUCKING in the GORY forest when he met BLOODY FRANKENSTIEN, a run-away PHONE SEX OPERATOR from the VIOLENT Queen RAVEN.

BABOO could see that BLOODY FRANKENSTIEN was hungry so he reached into his LOCKET and give him his DEADLY PASTA. BLOODY FRANKENSTIEN was thankful for BABOO's PASTA, so he told BABOO a very DEAD story about Queen RAVEN's daughter LILITH. How her mother, the VIOLENT Queen RAVEN, kept her locked away in a SYNAGOGUE protected by a gigantic ANACONDA, because LILITH was so EVIL.

BABOO SLEPT. He vowed to BLOODY FRANKENSTIEN the PHONE SEX OPERATOR that he would save the EVIL LILITH. He would MURDER the ANACONDA, and take LILITH far away from her eveil mother, the VIOLENT Queen RAVEN, and SMOKE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MAJICKAL STORM and BLOODY FRANKENSTIEN the PHONE SEX OPERATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ANACONDA from his story. VIOLENT Queen RAVEN EXITED out from behind a SCYTHE and struck BABOO dead. In the far off SYNAGOGUE you could hear a THEREMIN.

THE END.

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FYI, H is nicknamed Baboo, and I used to have a pet anaconda, and an evil mother, so this worked out well for me.

In other news, we saw Ghost Ship today. You can all wait for the video.

Comments

Re: in other words...

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

If the theremin was part of the ritual equipment in all synagogues, I'd be Jewish in a half-instant.

For about five minutes.

Mmm ... must ... abstain ... from ... delicious ... pork roast ... can't ... aw, the hell with it.

*MUNCH! GNAW! SLOBBER! DEVOUR!*

Mmm, sin-sational!

Re: in other words...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Right-O