wednes | I got one of these:

1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? The moon. But only if the moon had marijuana, cable TV, and my same job with the same staff.

2. YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. I'm assuming jewelry doesn't count. I love my navy hooded sweatshirt, and wear it all the time.

3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like men with handsome faces (totally subjective, I know), a deep voice and that crazy look in his eye...

4. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? Either Barry Manilows' GH, or The first music CD from Sopranos. Next I will buy Peppers and Eggs.

5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? I actually like hanging out in my apartment. but Lyd's shower is like being in that movie Blue Lagoon, except no bugs or fish.

6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? Anywhere that contains my mother or her husband.

7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? A massage table.

8. WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT: STRONG IN MIND OR STRONG IN BODY? Well right now I'd say Mind because that's what I have. But I'm kind of working on healthifying myself since I'm getting sort of old. Not for strength really, but for general good health. yoga rules!

9. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING? What kind of moron gets up in the morning? I get up between noon and 3pm, unless I have to open at work, then 10am.

10. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? My hand held mixer that is cordless.

11. WHAT MAKES YOU REALLY ANGRY? Stupidity/Ignorance

12. IF YOU COULD PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? This damn theremin...its SO hard!!!

13. FAVORITE COLOR? Blue, my most majickal color.

14. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? Whatever, I'm not driving.

15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? Reincarnation perhaps. I don't really know, but I'm being a good kid anyway.

16. FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? I too, have lots. I'll say The Giving Tree by Uncle Shel Silverstein

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Fall.

18. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD CHORE? Mopping floors: I got H to get me a swiffer!!

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Reading Minds. Although I'd probably hate it once i had it. Maybe I could have a transmogrifying gun like Calvin.

20. IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? A circle of hippie style flowers around my right ankle.

21. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No, although I got credit for learning it for a class.

22. THE ONE PERSON FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK
TO? I wish I would have spent more time with my grandparents before they died. And I wish i tried harder to stay in touch with my brothers, Mark and Chad.

23. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? Sunday, I do not work and Simpsons is on. Plus I get to hang out with H.

24. WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR? My what now? My jacket pocket has a pen, my keys, a small tin of cinnamon mints, a movie stub, and some lint.

25. WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? I love a good hamburger, though suchi is fine long as I'm not buying.

Sorry if this is lame, I'm just really busy with Halloween stuff until the weekend is over. Then i swear I'll go right back to wasting tons of time online!

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When we are together, our power increases tenfold!

That gives me a great movie idea. "The Craft II: Geeky Ministers." Eh? Huh? Are ya with me on this one? See, instead of sexy young starlets...

That is hilarious. It occurs to me, that even though I was at the first Fifth Contingency party, that you and I have not met. Which is why you might think I don't really know any fat, witchy chicks...

But I am with you on the movie thing. I've wanted to make a zombie movie, but the ULC idea has so much more...Vision.

And should man say unto you "Lo, here is the Christ...beleive it NOT!!!!

More people recognize the ULC than I thought when I joined...there is definitely some hipness potential there.

I don't know whether I've met you or not. What is your name? I remember names much better than faces, unlike most everyone else I've ever met.

So, uh, these fat witchy chicks you speak of...

Don't let this throw you, but my name is Wednes...or Wednesday. I am close friends with Ryan, and sort of casually acquainted with Brodie and RJ.

And since no one seems to have clued you in, I am one of the fattest, witchiest chicks in town.

And I rock!

Aha! Now the comment on my fat-goth-chick-spanking post makes a great deal more sense to me.

Aha! So Wednesday Addams is your real-life namesake, not just your online-name-namesake.

Aha! You are good friends with Ryan. I knew you mostly from seeing witch-related postings on

princezna's journal.

Aha! I rock too!

Its true, I have been Wednesday my whole life. the rest of my name is rather boring, but eventually I'm changing it to Wednesday Friday.

Aha! Now its all coming into focus...

Sorry, I'm coming in on this conversation late, but I thought I'd give you (Steve) a visual reference to meeting Wednes.

It's Aug, 2001. The Premniere of "The Fifth Contingency" is about to take place. You (Steve) are about to leave all of us to pursue a career as a Zombie Pirate (though not knowing it at the time) in CA. We're up in front of the Studio welcoming all the attendants, and we have prizes to give out before the show begins. This prize: a copy of the script, autographed by the mom's of the cast of the Fifth Contingency. We draw a name from the gnome, and Brodie says (something like), "Oh Great, it says 'Wednesday.' Ooh! What? There really is a Wednesday? Cool. Wednesday, come on up and get your prize."

Then she came up and got it.

THE END

That's my Steve meeting Wednesday story.

You tell it so vividly, I feel like I was there!

Oh wait...

When you tell it like that, I really ought to remember it.

But fuck, dude, I don't.

In my defense, I have been eating a lot of tuna fish lately, and mercury causes memory loss.

Maybe you could smoke less crack before important events in your life, such as those which involve meeting me.

Dude, I was smoking balls of opium. Crack is so...low-class.

We can't get good opium in this town anymore. it's all cut with parfume.

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