Ponderings about the men I adore...

[wednes]

I have been thinking of the kind of men that I am interested in as of late, and what it actually means when I have a mad crush on someone.

As anyone who's been reading knows by now, I have a mad crush on my boss, and also on one or two of you fine LJ peeps. Does this mean that I'm in love? Hell, no. Does it mean that I think about you late at night? Nope. Does it mean that I am (or will begin) stalking you, and breaking into your place to pet your cat while you're at work. Again, no.

It sort of means that there is something special and unique about you, something that interests, or even fascinates me. Frankly, it is an enormous compliment if I have a crush on you, because most people bore me to madness or irritate me and bring out my passive-aggressive side. Most people, I can figure out to my satisfaction if I talk to them for an hour or two. Of course at my job (movie theatre) I can figure out *those* people in far less time... Yet, there are a blessed few of you men out there (yes, and chicks too on occasion) who have that almost majickal power that makes me want to get inside your head and find out just what the hell is going on in there.

Many men like to talk about what kind of work they do, how much stuff they have, and why their ex is such a bitch. I could not possibly care less about such things. But men who talk about what terrifies them, which kind of porn they favor, who makes the best toys, or why they think they might be insane are of the utmost interest to me. I don't know what prompted this little rant, except that people have been inquiring about this or that, in relation to some of the men that I talk about with admiration...

So now you know. Any Questions?

Comments

Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

I hope I'm not one of those people you have a crush on, because there's no way I'll be able to compete with your boss, he sounds like a WALKING DREAM.

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

He is. But keep in mind that he is pretty enigmatic, and I have no idea what's going on in his head. Whereas you sir, have an endless supply of foul language and self depreciation right out where everyone can see it.

You're pretty cute, too.

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

It's not a bad thing, I was just making an observation.

Do you want me to have a crush on you?

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Whatever, I'd like it if Brinke Stevens had a crush on me.

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Whatever? Every man I know is treating me like crap today.

Well, not Uterdic, but that's all...

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well now you know how I feel. If you knew me better you'd know that my delivery of the "Whatever" comment was totally sarcastic, which is how I sound when I talk anyway. YEAH-

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

oh you think so, well if you knew me better you'd know that I...

fuck, I forgot what I was going to say.

I heart you, MBD

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

SWEET, that makes me feel candy ass(nice).

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

and that's how you Love IT!!!

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Yes true?

Re: Qu'est que tu prends, du jambon ou du fromage?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Hey, you called me a man, that's the first time anyone has ever addressed me that way, it sounds creepy to me though. Not your fault, I'm just retarded.