Depression

[wednes]

The wailing beast inside has risen. The witty, sarcastic, vivacious Wednes you know and tolerate has become the sad, aching chested Wednes who doesn't even want to go to work.

I feel like Ned Flanders the time he couldn't turn to the "good book" for solace, having sold it to Homer for 7 cents.

For crying out loud, somebody say something funny...

Comments

What,

[lirrin.livejournal.com]

Chicken trees weren't enough?

Sorry you're depressed. Efforts to cheer up the depressed always seem futile to me...it kinda has to come from within. Although fart noises come close...

[spun-lepton.livejournal.com]

http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha!

Okay, I think that did it...

[porcelain72.livejournal.com]

Caca poopie fart.

There, did that help?

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

A bit, yes.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

[clockworkmonkey.livejournal.com]

Dude, that is the funniest joke in the world!

[darkeryet.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm not the funniest today. In a bit of a funk myself. Butuh... This too shall pass. :-P

[cepheidus.livejournal.com]

uterdic's infamously large hammer wobbles a bit. Up near the head.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

Damn girl! Why you go and be tellin that shit.

Besides, I don't call it a wobble, I call it "The vibrations of love."

[cepheidus.livejournal.com]

Twenty or so cast memebers have reportedly witnessed these "vibrations."
You be spreadin your love around, boy!

wednes be comin and sittin on you now. For monkey's sake . . . and for her own enjoyment.

[ignore that wobbling, Wednes dear, the boy's just tryin to top Ralph's stunt]

It's the damndest thing...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I'm actually feeling much better. So much better in fact that I'm ending this conversation and going to bed...I mean sleep.

Everyone did a wonderful jub of being jovial for my entertainment. Shanks!

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Well I was about to bust out with the lamest of the lame ass comments, but seeing that you're satiated I guess I don't have to, which doesn't matter because I acomplished my task at hand.