As promised:

[wednes]

None of this is true...or perhaps it is an enticing blend of fantasy and reality:

I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go to bed early

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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I did buy some DVD's today. For a mere $18 I got the special ed of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Creepshow. I'm going to buy the Young Ones Box set as soon as Ryan feels like driving me to get it.

Just found out that Honore is staying with us until the 30th. She's swell and all, but I'm getting tired of the whole no space, no privacy thing. Maybe I just want to watch TV in my underwear and do other ghastly things...

Comments

[everythingtold.livejournal.com]

:) I think your entry was funny. I want to make up screwed up entry just for the hell of it but it won't be as funny coming from me.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Totaly go to the entry generator. Just filling out the form is damn funny!

[spiralwitch.livejournal.com]

you're beautiful hehe.

you had me going on the first few lines, i was like wtf? hehe

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you know what a goddamn whore I am...

...and how much I want to go to Yale!

Oh, and thanks!

[madush69.livejournal.com]

You can't watch TV in your underwear...Ryan lives there. Tell H and H-ette I said Hi.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

So? and Okay.

how bout this?

[urbanlawn.livejournal.com]

tell your doc to stop smoking the drugs, maybe you got bipolar disorder but only because it's as contagious as an STD and he gave it to you by telling you all about his PHD at Yale and well you should have told him to fuck off along with the world but it's all harv with when it's ard. so go be your beauty-ful loving wonde-ful self, and raid the prisons with dandelions and tell rye bread to please drive you to get younger than the ones who go to bed early because tomorrow you'll have to spit in the faces of the sarahs and britts who bring you into their peach pits.
k, so good night and it'll all be all right as long as you give yourself a lot of sleep and pillow room in the plight of dreamsville.
makes sense when you mix fanatsy w/ reality right?

Re: how bout this?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's the best thing EVER!