Lousy Smarch Weather!
I am crippled by allergies today, it began last night as I "lay down to sleep". I noticed that when I normally would be breathing comfortably and sleeping, I was stuffed up and headachy and rubbing my poor battered sinuses. (My sinuses being the victims of battery...not being dipped in egg and flour. And when I say "battery" I mean the act of whomping someone, not the little energy storage cyllinders that you put in toothbrushes, vibes, and video games.) Sadly, I can't take allergy meds because they raise the blood pressure.
Good news is, I am in fact writing a bit everyday. It's longhand and not anything to phone home about; but i'm making myself do it. Surely something will inspire me to greatness before too long. I can't decide if I still want to write horror or if I need to take a break from terryfying myself long enough to find my own unique sarcastic voice.
I worry that if I write biting, hilarious sarcastic stuff that I'll be lumped in that group of disturbed comedy writers. Comedy writers always seem to be either using comedy to deal with the horror that is life, or the comedy is a masque to keep from dealing with the horror that is life. Either way, I'd like to appear more forthcoming with my own craziness. I tend to turn INTO the crazy skid...and just make the most of my imbalances...without turning to cocaine like so many great comedians before me. In real life, I'm pretty funny...but when writing I long to inspire fear--terror in fact. I wonder what my problem is...

You are a strike to the heart. You make the heart
stop and ultimately cause death. *deet deet
deet deet deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* Yup, that's
your favorite noise.
What is your DEATH BLOW? (w/PICS)
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Of course, there are very few books (or films for that matter) that successfully combine scaring the hell out of someone AND making people laugh. Perhaps I'll be the one to perfect that genre.
Good news is, I am in fact writing a bit everyday. It's longhand and not anything to phone home about; but i'm making myself do it. Surely something will inspire me to greatness before too long. I can't decide if I still want to write horror or if I need to take a break from terryfying myself long enough to find my own unique sarcastic voice.
I worry that if I write biting, hilarious sarcastic stuff that I'll be lumped in that group of disturbed comedy writers. Comedy writers always seem to be either using comedy to deal with the horror that is life, or the comedy is a masque to keep from dealing with the horror that is life. Either way, I'd like to appear more forthcoming with my own craziness. I tend to turn INTO the crazy skid...and just make the most of my imbalances...without turning to cocaine like so many great comedians before me. In real life, I'm pretty funny...but when writing I long to inspire fear--terror in fact. I wonder what my problem is...
You are a strike to the heart. You make the heart
stop and ultimately cause death. *deet deet
deet deet deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* Yup, that's
your favorite noise.
What is your DEATH BLOW? (w/PICS)
brought to you by Quizilla
Of course, there are very few books (or films for that matter) that successfully combine scaring the hell out of someone AND making people laugh. Perhaps I'll be the one to perfect that genre.

So horrific it is funny.
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Once I was trapped in a house with my then fiance and his family. I had to watch that movie with Sinbad and Phil hartman where he is a dentist. 'Twas awful.
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Ann Arbor’s TalkRadio 1600 WAAM is proud to announce the return of Lucy Ann Lance to 1600 AM, with the launch of "Lucy Ann Lance in the Morning" weekdays from 6:00 a.m.-9:00 a.m."
Lance exits Clear Channel Ann Arbor to rejoin the station where her career began.
"Lance, who grew up in Ann Arbor, has deep roots in the community. She is a graduate of Ann Arbor Huron High School and the University of Michigan. She brings to WAAM two decades of on-air experience, and the energy to breathe new life into the local AM
dial."
Lance follows other former Clear Channel employees to TalkRadio 1600 WAAM, including General Manager, Steve Ames who joined WAAM in January, and Lucy Ann’s former morning news man, Dan Martin, who took on the role of Production and Imaging Director for WAAM this February.
Lucy Ann Lance has been the emcee for numerous local events, including the Miss Washtenaw County Scholarship Pageant, Ann Arbor 4th of July Parade, and the Kiwanis Christmas Sing-Along.
Lucy Ann Lance not only hosts her own radio show, she is also host of a weekly half hour public affairs program on PAX-TV ch.31 (11 on your local cable system).
Lance is an avid supporter of The University of Michigan, and has pioneered and hosted tailgate parties for U of M football since the early eighties. She’s even filled in for WAAM’s legendary Ted Heusel. A close friend to Lance, Heusel describes Lucy Ann as “friendly and courteous.” Heusel says Lucy Ann loves what she does, and adds that “her communication skills are welcome wherever she goes.”
"Lucy Ann's extensive ties to the community will give her morning show a fun, local flavor. Her program will be topical, newsworthy, and include listener comments and interaction. Regular features will include allmovie.com's Perry Seibert with movie
reviews, the Hollywood gossip segment "Dishin' the Dirt with My Friend Peg," The Pet of the Week with Stacey Dugas from the Humane Society of Huron Valley, and many more.
Wake up with Lucy Ann Lance beginning March 15th at 6:00am on Ann Arbor’s TalkRadio 1600 WAAM.
Also featured during the Lucy Ann Lance Show, will be national News from CNN, and the latest local news from Jake Reading and the largest local news team in Washtenaw County.
The best thing about the whole station though is an awesome Gene Butman Ford spot cut by one of my best buds.
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