Some stuff I'm wondering about:

[wednes]

--Where the heck is quixoticdancer ??

--Why are we already out of new South Park episodes?

--Since when are football fans so annoyed by naked breasts?

--When will it stop being so painfully cold outside?

--Will Dawn of the Dead be any good?

--What about Starsky and Hutch?

--Why isn't Peter Dinklage rich and famous?

--Has anyone heard my radio spot yet?

--How does it sound?

--What's up with PETA these days?

--Why are choco-peanut butter chip cookies so tasty?

--How do I make one of those moveable .gif userpics?
(I only know how to swipe them)

--Isn't there a website where you can build them?

--Why is The Onion always so hilarious?

Comments

[bond67.livejournal.com]

I think it's more that they are disturbed by JANET JACKSON'S breast.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh...

Thanks for the clarification.

[madush69.livejournal.com]

I heard it! I heard it!! Everyone, locally, listen for the Gene Butman Ford spot on AM 1600 WAAM. It is Wednesday's voice!!!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

hahahaha

now YOU said "butman"

[skryche.livejournal.com]

Since when are football fans so annoyed by naked breasts?
They're not, they're afraid of naked breast. Everyone knows they're more dangerous when they're solo.

Will Dawn of the Dead be any good?
It may be, but it will be nowhere near the quality of Shaun of the Dead

Why are choco-peanut butter chip cookies so tasty?
Because it's CHOCOLATE and PEANUT BUTTER!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Once again you have floored me with your insights.

;)

[fyreangel.livejournal.com]

Since when are football fans so annoyed by naked breasts?

I ponder this for quite some time.. and the only thing I came up with is that most football watchers are racist hicks.. :P

[katie-can-draw.livejournal.com]

--How do I make one of those moveable .gif userpics?

one option:
-send images and instructions on how you'd like them to look to katie
-katie will do it for you in less than 2 minutes after she recieves the e-mail and send you the user pic :-D

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

But i don't hink that's the real way.

It's like that proverb about fishing
and teaching to fish.

[savidge.livejournal.com]

God bless The Onion.

[bethie8888.livejournal.com]

Yeah, who knew that titty at the Superbowl was such a big deal?

[paulcurtis.livejournal.com]

(puffs up to twice normal size, with pure pride)
My nephew Stephen Thompson is the editor of the Onion's AV Club section!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Sweet!