I control the Universe!!!

[wednes]

Actually, I don't. But that seems to be the vibe of everyone I know, who thinks I control everything from interstate drug trade to the emotions of each and every friend I have.

But alas, this is not the case. I control none of these things...and that's just the beginning of shit-that-is-out-of-my-power! In fact, I find that most everything on Earth is not really changeable by me, except for a few witchy things I do to stay focused and keep from going insane.

So the next time you think, "Gee I bet Wednes can make this happen"; Or "Dammit, this is surely Wednes' fault". I urge you to consider my sanity, and keep it to yourself!!

On the flip side, I have some awesome friends who are willing to bend over backwards to help me, and help ensure that I am well. Plus, I bought new shoes and extra socks for work today. H bought me a thing of Silly Putty. Last but not least, in a few days, I will be changing my hair color. Woo Hoo!!!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Nutritional Information (http://www.theonion.com/onion3835/zombie_nutritionist.html)

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

many thanks, anonymous one.

you have made my day!

Really, what color?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

I do whatever MTV tells me to.

Re: Really, what color?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

It's called Plum Orchid, which I think just means plum.

It's by Garnier Lumia...the Sex and the CIty chick says they are experts. She was in Square Pegs and Footlosse, so I beleive her.

Re: Really, what color?

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Are you talking about the girl who kciked ass in all those Diet Coke commercials! Nice color, I was thinking of dying my hair too. Only it was going to be something fantastic, like a darker shade of brown!

Re: Really, what color?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You look totally hot just the way you are, sweetie!