Whoa is me!
I have to leave for work in just 5 short hours, and I cannot fall asleep to save my life. I could try counting something, but what? Not sheep, it will remind me of that movie where Gene Wilder falls in love with the sheep. Not bottles of beer, they will remind me of gross, swilly American beer.
So what shall I count? Any suggestions?
So what shall I count? Any suggestions?

Ah...witchery.
Thanks, sweetie!