You know who you are!!!

[wednes]

To the stupid looking college girl at Meijers tonight while we were shopping:

I fully respect your right to not consume animal products if you so wish. I even respect your right to loudly discuss it in a public place. If you think the animals are well served by your insulting anyone who buys meat, cheese or butter, by all means, rant away.

But kindly take off your suede jacket, leather shoes and matchign handbag before you do.

Otherwise someone like me will think you're an irritating hypocrite.
and may even put the smackdown on you because of it. while I like to eat meat, I value the animals lives before yours, as the animals irritate me far less.

God's bless us, every one!

Comments

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I thoguht baby jesus was already crying becaue I touch myself at night...

*maniacal laugh*

[derekfz.livejournal.com]

Naw, that was why the dinosaurs died. Because you touch yourself at night. Baby Jesus cries because you think of moi for the duration.

*deliciously evil chuckle*

[gizelnort.livejournal.com]

Nah, thats a myth, I'm sure Baby Jesus understands. Although now I'm smiling because that reminds me of a quote from a fun little film:

"How do I know your Jesus?"
"I see you touching yourself at night."

*falls to knees*

"It really is you Jesus"