I have no words. Well, obviously I have some...

Well, I'm on my way out of town and not sure when I'll return. I guess I'd better post this for posterity.
I'm a little nervous right now so pardon any shaky hand typing or semi coherent babbling.

( The bad thing I did )

Okay kids, that's it. I'll see ya when I see ya.

EDIT: It's a joke kids. Everybody Relax, and maybe buy a calendar. ;-}