Football Traffic is Stupid!

[wednes]

I'm ablaze with cool marketing ideas that I am spending my day working on...because I'm here at work.

Okay, that's a half truth. I *do* have some marketing ideas and people do seem to like them. But I've spent most of my day reading LJ, and looking at the advice column that Ann Lander's daughter Prudence does. It's terrible. Most of the writer-inners have wierd religious hang-ups (not that I'm calling religions weird--but if you think your husband is cheating on you because he masturbates, you're a whack job). Plus this Prudence chick seems kinda dense to me.

Maybe I should have my own advice column..."Ask Wednes" or "Wednes knows best" that would be wicked awesome!

I am pretty hungry, but sick of mall food. Arby's is sucky, Olga's never makes my order right, and the JB Pub is an evil den of drinking and Carrie-Okee. I wish we had a McDonalds around here.

I'm almost done reading Uncle Oswald, by Roald Dahl. Good stuff right there! Freezing sperm...rampant aphrodisiac use...fabulous wealth...it's the stuff dreams are made of. And I taped an ep of Family Guy I'd never seen before, where Lios gets together with an ex boyfriend, and peter gets all jelous. Very filthy and VERY Funny!

People are saying Once Upon a time in Mexico is really good, but I can't tell if the people in question are smart enough to know the difference.

Seriously though, why does anyone care whether or not U of M wins thier football games?
And is caring about football and driving well mututally exclusive, or am I just unlucky?

Comments

[squamous.livejournal.com]

I'm really curious about Once Upon a Time in Mexico. The Onion's AV Club had a negative review, which concerns me a little.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I imagine so...opening weekend crowds are going to be most generous with this sort of film. It being the 3rd in a successful series, fans of the genre WANT to like it.

Myself, I don't really care either way.

[near-dark.livejournal.com]

How can you doubt Robert Rodriguez?

You shouldn't!

GO SEE CABIN FEVER!!!!!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm not a big "Spy Kids' fan.

And I may very well see Cabin Fever, because I want it to be good.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

One of my co workers saw it last night. He loved it, but he said, "It was a lot of Fun." That typically means there isn't necessarily a lot of substance, but nothing bad within it. He also said there was a quote somewhere in the beginning that said something like, "Don't take everything at face value. sometimes you have to read between the lines." He told me that he felt this quote applies to a lot of the movie. You may have to fill in a lot of the blanks because it allows the viewer to think while watching it.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

If I wanted to think, I'd go to school...

hahahahaha!

[boblovesdot.livejournal.com]

I love Family Guy... I love the one where Peter and Lois get into S&M gear while talking about their day like it's completely normal for them

[wednes.livejournal.com]

the safety word is bannana

[boblovesdot.livejournal.com]

lol.. that's the one! My ex and I actually would use that as our safety word!

[brettsyboy.livejournal.com]

peters first exgirlfriend that answers the door breast feeding 2 babies and drops 2 more kids out by the end of it- think about it and laugh

[wednes.livejournal.com]

howie mandel blowing up this surgical glove with his mouth.

[cepheidus.livejournal.com]

Attended my first Big House Football game on this here day . . . cheered loud while watching some giant men in 100 lbs of armour toss a little ball about . . . joined the (mind you, record-breaking) crowd of 111,000+ mindless fans in the holding up of all traffic.

And why care whether the boys win or not?

There's some pleasure to be had from merging with a collective.
And it sure as hell beats doing homework.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That is quite rational.

[madush69.livejournal.com]

Whack Job!!!