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	wednes User Number: 589360 Date Created:06/10/02 Number of Posts: 64
Wednes is a witty, vivacious, intelligent, and charming individual; unless She is in a mood where She hates everyone (stay for the rant!). Why is She so charming? Because she is a witch, silly. She is a fine hostess and a B+ friend (moody, yellful). She is an aspiring fiction goddess and longs for fame and the respect of Her peers. Be very nice to Her and all will be well.
Strengths: Hilarious and poignant sarcastic ability, Powerful Cooking Skills, She can read, paint, make jewelry and crush your fragile spirit with few well-chosen words. Oh, and jokiness...She loves Her some jokiness!
Weaknesses: Godiva chocolates, bi-polar disorder, tortured artists, genius, the many many men in Her life; jokiness; and her obsessive, blind love for the green smoky plant.
Special Skills: Mesmerizing guests with fanciful desserts and soups, raising murderous snakes, releiving you of that cumbersome ego, growing majickal ability, astrological prowess, Yoga, mixing drinks.
Weapons: Fix-me Frank (AKA: The Hammer), rapier wit, enchanted video collection, multi-tool, spell book, the awesome power of the elements, small but powerful knife collection, and a wok, that She may stir fry you in if you get out of line (thanks Beastie Boys).
Pet Peeves: Ignorance, rudeness, being mean to retail and service workers, frivolous lawsuits, GW Bush, unprovoked violence, bad manners, baseball instead of Simpsons, drunkards.