An Open Letter to Email advertisers:

[wednes]

I have NO interest in the following:

--increasing my size naturally

--meeting singles in my area

--low-rate mortgages

--great limited time deals on famous brand name electronics

--barely legal girls (be they asian, sluts, college girls, or waitin' for my call)

--ephedra-free miracle pills

--buying land on the moon

Thank you for your time.