My Day.

[wednes]

One of the only nice things about not having a job is that on some days, I can sleep until noon and spend the day cleaning and going on-line and getting stuff done. I only really spend about 2 hours a day on job stuff, unless I have an interview. Today, more Sopranos reruns.

So today, I cleaned my living room and went to Yahoomail! to see what was up. Man, it was a wole new Yahoomail! Totally different format, all the stuff in different places. It was terrible. It looks cheap and stupid. This bombshell comes just a few short weeks after Mlive.com, another daily-fave of mine, changed its format so it could look USA today or something. Ah Progress, chill out, would you?

In other news, everyone here is fine. My newt (Erasmus) ate a lot of dried worms today. He'd been lookin a bit thin. Sometimes the frogs eat all the food before Erasmus can get to it. I also have lots of snails. Too many. Might have to get rid of some...

Comments

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

You know rjwhite works at Mlive, right? He bitched and bitched about the changeover, and I think he's right. It looks bad. But they're under new management, and are getting ass fucked by the higher ups.

That's it...I'm done.

[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

How many pets do you have? It sounds like you have a quasi zoo going on there. And something completely different, I you should make a movie.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Let's see. I have three chinese firebelly frogs, 1 firebelly newt, 1 large apple snail, 1 small ugly brown snail, and a zillion (approx) baby snails that are kind cool. I had kind of a tank emergency, which I will describe in my next post.

I don't have a movie camera, which is why I haven't made my zombie movie yet.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Do you want to shoot on film or video? How big is the apple snail because I'm imagining something about the size of my fist(I don't know why)?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Heaven's no, its not quite that large. He has doubled in size (or more) since coming here. H thinks he is about 4cm long, and is bright yellow.

Shooting on video makes more sense to me.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Yeah, video isn't too costly. And it's easier to use.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Plus, all those porn tapes of me were done on film. Just kidding, there's only one!

I'll really post my first zombie chapter soon.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

That's some high quality porn, all mine are audio tape, I was trying to start a new market of audio porn but learned it already existed, i was beaten out by a so called "musician" named Raffi?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

When i used to be a phonesex operator, one of my companies used to tape us and sell the tapes. No one uses thier real names, plus royalties are pretty good. I haven't done that kind of work in over a year and I still get checks occasionally.

Whoo Hoo!

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

Were you really a phone sex operator? Because if that's true you're seriously badass, like badass doesn't encompass how sweet you are. And if so, how'd you get the job and if you're lying I give you a shit load of credit because that the best lie I've heard in a while. Oh man i just crapped my pants because I was laughing and because I'm hungry?

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I hav ebeen a phonesex girl off and on for several years now, since say, 1995. Come to think of it, my life is pretty damn interesting. I also worked for the same company as Miss Cleo, I just never did any ads.

Anyone can find jobs in the sex industry, though most non-phone gigs are in Cali. www.sexyjobs.com

I'll post a pic of "me" at my old job once i figure out how.

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[man-bites-dog.livejournal.com]

You're hardcore-