Wingardium Leviosa (pants)!

[wednes]

When I saw the commercial for those camera phones, I thought "What are the odds that I would ever need such a thing?"

Well, today at the grocery store H and I saw this kid who looked about 16. He had on a long shirt, and was taking an irritating and silly fashion trend to an absurd extreeme.

What do I mean?

The waistband of his pants were completely, and totally, 100% beneath his whole entire butt, with a long shirt covering it. I honestly don't know how they stayed up.

My point, I wish you all could have been there to see him, or failing that, that I had one of those aforementioned silly camera phones...

Consumerism, why do you mock me?

Comments

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[uterdic.livejournal.com]

First of all, the whole "Saggin it" pants thing was popular in NC 6 years ago. 6 Years ago in the deep south!!! Ahhh, how fashion mocks us in the midwest.

Second: I know how they keep their pants up. You'll notice that ALL kids who wear pants like that are constantly grabbing their penis. That's to keep it up (pants too). This is known as the "Hat-rack" technique.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

I've got 3 letters for you:

T. M. I.

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[madush69.livejournal.com]

Wednes, call Dana. Her Number should be on your catalog. It is 9:12pm Monday now.

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[skoolgrl1979.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahaha. So totally true. These neighborhood boys (and two girls) come over to play with Anthony all the time. Why? I don't know. Carlton, 12; Bethanie, 11; Fontina, 10; Manté, 9; DeAngelo, 9, "None of your fucking business," 8. Too old to be playing with a two year old. All the boys wear huge pants, including "NoYFB". Well, he (as usual) was giving Manté crap so they started fighting. (Everyone with the exception of "NoYFB" are good kids, Manté is just really easily influenced). Manté's pants stayed in place the whole time. "NoYFB's" did not. I guess white boys just don't know how to wear them. Funny enough, Carlton snatched them and ran off. Oh well.

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[wednes.livejournal.com]

See, its's all silliness I tells ya!