Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell!!!
I thought I hated everyone in the world and that they all needed to die horribly and immediately.
Turns out, I just needed a nap. ;-]
The Bohemian has mentioned me on the front page of their website. That was awfully nice of them. Here's a partial screen cap for the link-phobic.

Amazon shipped my new Proteus today for arrival on Wednesday this. Then I got a phone call during my nap from a lady who said that I wasn't charged the right price and they want me to pay a further $90 or send the thing back at their expense. I don't want to be a dick or anything; but I don't want to, and they can't make me. When we make mistakes like that on the job, we suck it up. Even H says I should keep it and he's the most moral person in the history of mankind. I bet if they'd lived simultaneously, I bet Jesus would have asked H for advice too. Still, if I love it and can't send it back, then they can make me a payment plan.
Tomorrow is the big Book Release Party. I'm going to be there around 6pm as doors open at 6:30. Reading at 7pm and then a Q&A is people have questions. I hope they do! I also found out today that my brother is coming. Yeeeee! He's such a good guy. It's pretty awesome having a brother again. Anyway, all you local types should really try to come. I'm giving out the bookmarks I have leftover from the Vampire Ball. Hopefully I will not come off as a mumbling jackass during my big event the way I was when I met Voltaire. LOL
WAAM is also gonna be talking about me tomorrow morning. I have to remember to send them some cool quotes before I go to bed. It's hard to keep thinking up things to say about myself. Oh wait, no it's not! LOL Also, my Facebook fan group has over 450 members. Woot!
And finally, the tape I had to buy to keep my bra in my new dress cost $9. Nine dollars for a thing of tape. I've never really realized it before, but having a marvelously ample bosom will cost you--in more ways than one. *rubs back*
Turns out, I just needed a nap. ;-]
The Bohemian has mentioned me on the front page of their website. That was awfully nice of them. Here's a partial screen cap for the link-phobic.
Amazon shipped my new Proteus today for arrival on Wednesday this. Then I got a phone call during my nap from a lady who said that I wasn't charged the right price and they want me to pay a further $90 or send the thing back at their expense. I don't want to be a dick or anything; but I don't want to, and they can't make me. When we make mistakes like that on the job, we suck it up. Even H says I should keep it and he's the most moral person in the history of mankind. I bet if they'd lived simultaneously, I bet Jesus would have asked H for advice too. Still, if I love it and can't send it back, then they can make me a payment plan.
Tomorrow is the big Book Release Party. I'm going to be there around 6pm as doors open at 6:30. Reading at 7pm and then a Q&A is people have questions. I hope they do! I also found out today that my brother is coming. Yeeeee! He's such a good guy. It's pretty awesome having a brother again. Anyway, all you local types should really try to come. I'm giving out the bookmarks I have leftover from the Vampire Ball. Hopefully I will not come off as a mumbling jackass during my big event the way I was when I met Voltaire. LOL
WAAM is also gonna be talking about me tomorrow morning. I have to remember to send them some cool quotes before I go to bed. It's hard to keep thinking up things to say about myself. Oh wait, no it's not! LOL Also, my Facebook fan group has over 450 members. Woot!
And finally, the tape I had to buy to keep my bra in my new dress cost $9. Nine dollars for a thing of tape. I've never really realized it before, but having a marvelously ample bosom will cost you--in more ways than one. *rubs back*
