Ding, Dong, the MILF is Dead (as I was just saying over to the Facebook)!!

[wednes]

Seriously, does anybody know what the fuck she is trying to say?

I understand the following:
I'm stepping down as governor.
I'm transferring authority to the LT Governor.
That transfer will take place at the end of the month.
Trig is awesome (tacit: don't forget, abortion is bad).

But that's really about all she said. The rest was a jumble of mumble.
Don't believe me? See for yourself.

Honestly? I think this portends a huge scandal about to break.
I also think she wanted to wait for Daily Show/Colbert to go on hiatus.
I hear she's really sensitive about comedians doing bits about her.

In other news, I think I'm going to save up and buy a pair of Nike shoes. I haven't had any sneakers since the Great Shoe Throwing-out Disaster of 2003 and think it's high time I got some...for sneaking. I figure as long as I'm getting sneakers, I might as well get a good pair. Nike really does lead the world in foot-to-ground technology. Basically they design the most comfortable and supportive shoes in the world, then everyone copies them. I've recently learned that you can customize Nikes now, just like Converse. So yeah, I'm gonna save up and get a pair. The pair for me is $120 plus shipping. Not bad, considering they'll be incredibly comfy and last for years. It's not like I'm gonna grow outta them.

I was going to make fun of the guy who is now marketing Blessed Christian table Salt because he was so offended by the idea of Kosher salt. I was looking for the link where they sell it, but could only find site after site of people making fun of it. Then I came across this. I guess I knew there were many Christians who are offended by even the suggestion that it's okay to not believe exactly as they do. I did not know how serious they were about pretending they are an oppressed minority.

Newsflash people: vocal disagreement is not "bashing." Bashing is say, denying people basic human rights because you don't approve of who they want to fuck. Bashing is persecuting or prosecuting people who don't believe in the same invisible man in the sky as you. Bashing is jailing and torturing people because you're afraid of them. Bashing is shooting a man in the heart because you wish he didn't do his job.
Christianity is a choice, Homosexuality is not. Get over it, already.

Comments

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase Bill Murray at the end of Ghostbusters "I am gonna MISS her".

Truly, I'm deeply excited about the underlying scandal.
What a criminal cow that woman is...

[wednes.livejournal.com]

flemco has some awesome conspiracy theories on what's up with her. They're a fine read.

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

I just posted a likely suspect. Though given her profligate corruption and more poignant stupidity, there may be far more than a single cause.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

True enough.

[leemoyer.livejournal.com]

Flemco's words were awesome in any case. :)

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

"I was going to make fun of the guy who is now marketing Blessed Christian table Salt because he was so offended by the idea of Kosher salt. I was looking for the link where they sell it, but could only find site after site of people making fun of it. Then I came across this. I guess I knew there were many Christians who are offended by even the suggestion that it's okay to not believe exactly as they do. I did not know how serious they were about pretending they are an oppressed minority. "

I've met some of those who earnestly believe the Christendom is under fire from all sides and they are once again the brave few facing the lions in a Roman venue. It's sick just to entertain that thought, much less believe it to be the case.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

But nobody is telling them they can't do what they do. They're just telling them to stop trying to get everyone else to do it too.

I mean, look at what they say, it's fucking delusional. Plus they have tons of political stuff in there too, so it's not like they don't have an agenda. They better not be a tax exempt group is all I can say.

[maxverbosity.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's beyond delusional - it's outright insane, IMHO.

If there was ever a group that did NOT need an anti-defamation group behind it, it would be Christians. I think these guys are scared of somehow being put out of work by hate crime legislation or any sort of legislation which strives to put people on equal civil and legal footing.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah. It's sad really. You'd think a group that called themselves "Christians" would pay more attention to the teachings of Christ.