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Stolen Hilarity :
Okay, this may be lame but for some reason, I found it hilarious. It's from the new people who write for the Ann Landers column.
Holiday Songs Final Exam:
The following are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols. See if you can figure them out, chumps!
1. Minuscule hamlet in the Far East
2. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
3. Yonder in the haystack
4. Five p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
5. Adorn the vestibules
6. Exuberance directed to the planet
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing
8. Monarchial trio
9. Assemble, everyone who believes
10. Hallowed post meridian
11. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th
12. Tin tintinnabulums
13. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods
14. It befell during the transparent bewitching hour
15. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor
16. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red
17. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
18. Aloft on the acme of the abode
<lj-cut text= "Answers: like YOU need 'em> Answers: 1. O Little Town of Bethlehem 2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 3. Away in a Manger 4. Silent Night 5. Deck the Halls 6. Joy to the World 7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing 8. We Three Kings 9. Come All Ye Faithful 10. O Holy Night 11. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas 12. Silver Bells 13. The Twelve Days of Christmas 14. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 15. Frosty the Snowman 16. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus 17. Walking in a Winter Wonderland 18. Up on the Rooftop </lj-cut> So there, I ended the holiday on a cheerful note. In other news, I'm hosting a NYE party for whoever is around and shows up, should be a good crowd. Those of you who are attending need to tell me what they want to eat (so I can shop, or tell them I don't feel like making that). Those of you not attending can stay home and wonder why you are so lame.
Holiday Songs Final Exam:
The following are alternate titles for several well-known Christmas carols. See if you can figure them out, chumps!
1. Minuscule hamlet in the Far East
2. Quadruped with crimson proboscis
3. Yonder in the haystack
4. Five p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise
5. Adorn the vestibules
6. Exuberance directed to the planet
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing
8. Monarchial trio
9. Assemble, everyone who believes
10. Hallowed post meridian
11. Fantasies of a colorless December 25th
12. Tin tintinnabulums
13. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods
14. It befell during the transparent bewitching hour
15. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor
16. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red
17. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy
18. Aloft on the acme of the abode
<lj-cut text= "Answers: like YOU need 'em> Answers: 1. O Little Town of Bethlehem 2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 3. Away in a Manger 4. Silent Night 5. Deck the Halls 6. Joy to the World 7. Hark the Herald Angels Sing 8. We Three Kings 9. Come All Ye Faithful 10. O Holy Night 11. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas 12. Silver Bells 13. The Twelve Days of Christmas 14. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 15. Frosty the Snowman 16. I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus 17. Walking in a Winter Wonderland 18. Up on the Rooftop </lj-cut> So there, I ended the holiday on a cheerful note. In other news, I'm hosting a NYE party for whoever is around and shows up, should be a good crowd. Those of you who are attending need to tell me what they want to eat (so I can shop, or tell them I don't feel like making that). Those of you not attending can stay home and wonder why you are so lame.
Erm ...
2. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
3. I don't get it.
4. Silent Night.
5. Deck the Halls.
6. Joy to the World. (Woot! Three Dog Night!)
7. Hark, Ye Herald Angels Sing. (Hark hark, hearkened he!)
8. We Three Kings. (Meh. So-so movie.)
9. O Come, All Ye Faithful. (My vibrator plays that!)
10. I don't get it.
11. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas.
12. I don't get it.
13. The Twelve Days of Christmas.
14. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear. (He said 'came!')
15. Frosty the Snowman.
16. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. (Fat chance! Ha!)
17. Walking Through A Winter Wonderland.
That about do it?