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Naked Pirate Chest
I'm supposed to be writing Hazel's chapter 15 right now, but I stopped to tell you this charming tale.
You know how everybody is all frantic about that Pirate movie that came out recently? I didn't see it because I'm not a particular fan of pirates. I did see the first one where the Pirates are in the Carribean (wait, are they still there?) for two reasons. One,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
absinthofheart loves that movie. So in hanging out with her, I happen to see it every now and again. But I also watched it (rather than covering my eyes and saying LaLa LaLa for 90 mintues or so) because Hollywood zenithberwyn Steve played a pirate in it, wearing the most masculine pink hat I've ever seen. He's funny. I saw him in this thing where he plays an evil villian, and it's hilarious. Plus he's in this other thing where he plays a comically uninteresting guy, which is also hilarious.
You might be thinking So What? You watch movies all the time! What's the point of all this?
Well I'll tell ya, that samezenithberwyn has appeared on my TV no less than 4 times today whilst I was watching Adult Swim. It was quite something. And I'll bet dozens of you have seen him too and you don't even know it. Don't beleive me, go here and play the Tashi video tape. Go on...do it! Then you can see zenithberwyn's naked chest just like I did. Oh, and the link is courtesy of uterdic so I didn't have to scour the globe only to find a fuzzy youtube version of it.
Now for whatever reason, I really, really want a delicious Starburst fruit candy.
You know how everybody is all frantic about that Pirate movie that came out recently? I didn't see it because I'm not a particular fan of pirates. I did see the first one where the Pirates are in the Carribean (wait, are they still there?) for two reasons. One,
absinthofheart loves that movie. So in hanging out with her, I happen to see it every now and again. But I also watched it (rather than covering my eyes and saying LaLa LaLa for 90 mintues or so) because Hollywood zenithberwyn Steve played a pirate in it, wearing the most masculine pink hat I've ever seen. He's funny. I saw him in this thing where he plays an evil villian, and it's hilarious. Plus he's in this other thing where he plays a comically uninteresting guy, which is also hilarious.You might be thinking So What? You watch movies all the time! What's the point of all this?
Well I'll tell ya, that same
zenithberwyn has appeared on my TV no less than 4 times today whilst I was watching Adult Swim. It was quite something. And I'll bet dozens of you have seen him too and you don't even know it. Don't beleive me, go here and play the Tashi video tape. Go on...do it! Then you can see zenithberwyn's naked chest just like I did. Oh, and the link is courtesy of uterdic so I didn't have to scour the globe only to find a fuzzy youtube version of it.Now for whatever reason, I really, really want a delicious Starburst fruit candy.
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Hollywood Steve OWNS!
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Re: Hollywood Steve OWNS!
Indeed, the Yacht Rock is but one example of Steve's "pwnage".
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