Stop twisting my arm and I'll talk about the Oscars.

[wednes]

Okay, I'll talk briefly about the Oscars. But I'm not going to mention any awards except that hilarious rap band who acted like they were at the Mtv music awards instead of the Oscars. That was awesome, and then the Queen of Latifia gave them their little gold guy, and I thought they might light up a spliff right then and there. But then they would be steroetypes...

My beloved Jon Steward was quite good. Although the opening jokes were not very funny. It took him a little while to get past all that shit some non-daily show staffer wrote for him. I hope he doesn't let outsiders write his material anymore. I realize that the Academy Awards joke writers are probably not "outsiders" in the traditional sense. But if they make Jon Stewart seem unfunny, they clearly suck at what they do. Jon Stewart can call someone a dick on their own show and it's still funny. Honest. I've seen it. ;-}

Speaking of funny, I've got two words for you: Ben. Stiller.
Best presenter EVER. Although I did have to give it up for whoever came up with the Carrell/Farrell makeup bit. Ha HA!

We had a few select people over here. And the hilarious kindofblue328 tricked us by getting us to stock up on vegan food and then didn't show up. So all those veggies and hommus and etc were eaten in your absense. We missed you, Todd. Luckily, the girl we are trying to set you up with did not make it either. Thankfully, the pita chips made it here safely.

I've rediscovered that yoga works much better when I do it for a full half hour and not five minutes. Go figure. I just think I should put my money where my mouth is where it pertains to excersize and such. I'm making a yummy soup tonight, modified from one I saw on Rachel Ray show. She's a good one, so spunky. And my back feels pretty good because of the iyengar yoga. I could do that downward-facing-dog six times a day...it's so excellent.

I wish H would come home, so's we can go to the grocery store. I have no idea where he is, since he wasn't here when I woke up. We never seem to go until the afternoon, then the place is swarming with old people and moms with screaming kids everyone seems to be able to hear except them. My new passive aggressive way to deal with that is to just start screaming to H about stuff I want. And when H gets all embarased and tells me to be quiet; I can loudly proclaim that I'm just keeping up with the noise. You know, like when you're telling a cop why you were speeding on the expressway...keeping up with the flow of traffic and such. I never get to say that, because I don't drive.

Oh yeah, Harrry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie comes out tomorrow. I also recently got all the Jim Dale audiobooks. They are good as hell. Wheee! I better enjoy them, since that's the last Harry Potter think being released this year. Fie!

Comments

[brettsyboy.livejournal.com]

ill have to use that speeding excuse next time i get pulled over

apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[klynnfrost.livejournal.com]

BTW I saw your glasses and rings and they are beautiful!

[euclideanspace.livejournal.com]

glad Crash won it and not Bareback Mountain (deliberate misspelling0 ;-)

[madush69.livejournal.com]

That rap band did make me laugh.
Cathy and I watch Rachel Ray. She's fun, and talks about great food.
Goblet of Fire Rocks!!!

[klynnfrost.livejournal.com]

I preferred the pimp song to the Crash song.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Please do.

Re: apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Cool. Thanks man.

When are you back in town?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen either film. But I tend to avoid anything, at least for awhile, that has so much hype.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Certainly, it was the best live performance.

Re: apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[klynnfrost.livejournal.com]

now. was thinking this weekend or next week?

[klynnfrost.livejournal.com]

I was honeslty shocked that crash won. It wasen't bad, or anything, but maybe it just represents movies these days....I don't know?

[kindofblue328.livejournal.com]

I'm an asshole! I'm sorry, and even more sorry now that I realize that you made accomodations for me (which I should have expected). No excuses, I'm sorry, I promise it won't happen again. I feel bad, especially since I really wanted you to have a party.

So, why didn't my potential hook-up show up? (I know that sounds bad, but that's not how I mean it!). I mean, have you talked to her about me? What's the deal with all that. I really do want to meet her, somehow.

About the Oscar's... I knew that when Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle didn't win anything, the Oscar's were a joke.

Re: apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Cool.

Say, do you know where Todd is? He hasn't posted and said he was coming over for Oscar night and then didn't.

I'll call you soon!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

This wasn't a great year for movies. There was a handful of stuff I was excited about but strectched over a whole year, it seemed pretty sparse.

I hadn't seen any of the best pic noms.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Ha!

I'm just glad all is well. We are not so interested in the awards as in the sociality and laughing at everyone. It's a pretty hilarious event with some of the ugliest dresses you'll ever see.

Michelle is close with K and N, so we'll have to work with them on getting you two in the same room. I'll keep you posted.

Re: apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[klynnfrost.livejournal.com]

I don't know what he's up to, should see him in school tomorrow.

Yes, please call!

Re: apparantly it just got easier to be a pimp

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just now heard from him.

And I will...

[kindofblue328.livejournal.com]

I believe I've only met K and N once, at Klynn's bonfire. How well do YOU know her? What can YOU tell me?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

She's a very sweet, kind girl who isn't very sure of herself because her family is so fucked up there. So I won't pretend like she has no baggage, but it's totally on par with plenty of other people I know.

She had a crush on Dan Martin for awhile, and he was really mean to her. So if you don't think you can reject her in a kind way; I'd rather you didn't meet her. She has roughly my coloring, is about 5'3" or 4" and is what you'd probably call stocky if she were a dude. And like all good people, she does not drive. She does work with disabled kids or something like that. Oh, and her names Michelle. Single, no kids.

[kindofblue328.livejournal.com]

A crush on Dan, she must be crazy as hell!!! I'm hoping it was Dan's ignorance of how to treat people that was the problem and not intentional meaness... (see, I'm already protective, how cute!!!)

Do you really think I could reject someone unkindly, I mean that would be seriously fucked up??? I'm more worried about her liking Dan and then rejecting me, LOL.

She sounds delish! LOL. I love big women, so send her my way.

Do me a favor Wednes, show her a pic of me before we meet, I don't want any awkward suprises.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I understand where you're coming from with the pic and all. I believe she has seen the pic of you at the housewarming...or was it NYE...one of the two. But yes, I'll make sure she's seen it.

No, I don't think you would be unkind, but I didn't think Dan would either. And never fear, after that happened she didn't like him as a person anymore. Not that I blame her.

[kindofblue328.livejournal.com]

Is she on LJ?

I believe the pic was from the NYE party, with my spiffy D haircut!!!

You know my personality and such, do you think we'd get a long? I mean, what do you see as our common ground (currently overthinking this).

It's also kind of crazy how we have a open forum on my love life for all to read...

Well folks, I'm shameless when it comes to romance (even potential)!!! LOL.

If Im annoying you, forgive me, I get a little excited... not that kind of excited...