Lost

[wednes]

There is probably an unspoken rule wherein only one couple can be together at a time. Now that Jin and Sun are split up, Sayid and Shannon can get together. When they break up horribly during sweeps (my prediction) that will clear the way for Kate and Sawyer. Once those two beat the crap out of eachother in some kind of disturbingly sexy brawl...that will clear the way for my guest appearance, where i hook up with Hurley. After I leave him to return to H and my life in Ann Arbor, Locke and Boone will become the alpha couple on the island.

As for Law & Order, I don't think I like the new ADA. I never thought Id say this, but Dick Wolf, you should try going back to the blondes.

On to Smallville: Only two of the stones have been found, yes? So Lana has one that will surely be stolen from her soon. And Clark has one in the cellar that will surely call to him sometime during sweeps. That will be good stuff. And you Tom Welling fans should know that he has signed on to be int he remake of The Fog, along with Kate from LOST.

I have to be out the door by 9am tomorrow to go to FIA and become a lazy welfare slag. So you know, party at my place on Saturday night.
Bring something to share if you can, we're damn poor.
Same bat time, same bat channel.

Comments

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Why did clark STOP running? He just couldn't help himself? he had to stop to examine the stone? Why exactly didn't he just run all the way back to Smallville with it?

So I take it everyone else is assuming also that the stones, when brought together make the Fortress of Solitude right?

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

I actually liked last night's episode of Smallville. They really toned it down and made it more Superman magic than Charmed this time.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do assume that the stones will make the FoS.

I also assume he stopped running to save Lana.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Well, he was standing there looking at it stupified. It reminded me of that time I was staring agape at your breasts, and then you slapped me across the face.. Wait that never happened... ;-) (sorry, just trying to work it in.)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I agree, and all the scenes of torture were HAWT.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever slapped a man for looking at my breasts. But I did once slap my boyfriends father in the face for making a drunken comment about my bountiful bosom...and it was our first meeting too.

Needless to say, that relationship didn't hold up nearly as well as my breasts.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Did he actually use the word "Bosom"? I'd hate to think the reward for that would be a slap. Though I'm sure he did deserve it. ;-) On some level I think men secretly hoped to be slapped by a woman, just once maybe. ;-)

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I was actually sort of sad that the crowbar thingie was so close at hand.. I thought it would have been far more interesting to have Clark caught in a situation where he knew he COULD free them, but couldn't do it overtly. Poor Lex getting double crossed.. ;-)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

No, he said "damn, you got some big titties" and followed up with an attempted grab. Mind you, this was at a family reunion.

When I slapped him, people cheered.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yes, poor poor Lex.

I think Clark is going to get all 3 stones, and lex will somehow know about it, or Clark will have to double cross him somehow to get the last stone. (Lex having stolen Lana's stone by this point). This will make Lex into Clarks enemy. And then Lex will leave smallville and move somewhere nice: Tessmacher Peaks, or Otisburg perhaps.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Ah.. Okay. Because it seemed like the person would say that you had a "Bountiful Bosom" would already know better than to disrespect them. If he wipped out the "T-word" though, all bets are off. ;-)

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Otisburg? OTISBURG?! Haha.. That was the only good part of that movie that involved Otis. Luthor and Ms Tessmacher I can see. Many men are stupified into submission by women.. but Otis, I think Lex would have just tested one of his Superman traps on him after he showed his true colors as a bumbling sidekick.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. Plus I was meeting my bf's family and was all freaked out about making a good impresion...and then THAT happened. I mean, if I was stoned at a party with MY friends, it would have been totally different.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Besides, I really do have some big titties.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

You know what though, otis was infinately loyal and even if you're a bungler, there's something to be said for loyalty of that magnitude.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Well, okay I can't argue the merits of loyalty. But at the same time, his loyalty seemed to cause a lot of problems for Lex!

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not DENYING it, as you well know! I just try and avoid using the "T" word.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

Lana has one stone.

Clark has one stone in the cave.

And the third stone is in the possession of Dr. Swan's assistant who has disappeared.
-If you recall the episode where Lionel changed bodies with Clark He used one of the stones to do it. Specifically he used the stone with Lana's tattoo on it. His cell mate gave it to her when she picked him up after his release.

[oscarssister23.livejournal.com]

I'm not digging the new ADA on L&O either. My first L&O love was Angie Harmon, ADA just before the lesbian blonde chick. I miss her. As far as plot went yesterday, it wasn't too bad. It was nice to have a "Not Guilty" for once.

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

I might agree except for the fact that I hate Lana's boyfriend in every conceivable way.

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

What's the Fortress of Solitude?

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Assuming you aren't making fun of me, I direct you here:

http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/Fortress/history.php#history

In the Superman movie, Clark creates the Fortress of Solitude by throwing a green Kryptonian Rod into the wastes of the North Pole.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I think Lex's problems come from the well known addage that Crime Does Not Pay.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

He used one of the stones to do it. Specifically he used the stone with Lana's tattoo on it. His cell mate gave it to her when she picked him up after his release.

Wait, can you say that again with less pronouns. I'm confused.

The stone Swann's assitant had was the clear/crystal kryptonite.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Okay.

I want you to stop whatever you're doing. Go to the video store. Rent a copy of Superman starring Christopher Reeve. Put it in your player, and watch it.

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

No, I really just didn't know. Thanks for the link though!

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

The stone Lionel used to change bodies has Lana's tattoo on it. Lionels Cell mate gave it to Dr. Swan's assistant. Dr. Swan's assistant has disappeared, despite the fact that Dr. Swan instructed her to give the stone to Clark. Perhaps Dr. Swan's assistant works for one of the following people; Lionel, Lex, Mrs. Tieg, herself.

Is that you as a simpsons character?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Okay, got it.

And yes, yes it is.