Great news, fatties! You won't be able to eat!!!

[wednes]

I want to find the makers of this product and kill them.

Anybody with me?

In other news, I'm midway thru chapter 6, which puts me at about 14,400 something words.
My concern now is that it feels like the story is about halfway done, when word wise, it's only about 1/4 or so.
I might have to go back and explain some things more or something.

Comments

[anathon.livejournal.com]

Looks perfectly healthy with no adverse effects. Losing 8 pounds in a week sounds fine. Just because modern medicine and any nutritionist you talk will tell you otherwise doesn't make this pill harmful. The internet wouldn't lie would it?

I am fresh out of sarcasm after that. I need a nap now.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

It's not just the internet that wouldn't lie. I saw pills like that 10-15 years ago on TV. And we know that television NEVER lies.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

It's just another way for people to eat less w/o actually having to use self control. Not that I'm one to lecture ;-) but in a nutshell that's all the crazy diets are for. It's a way of loosing weight w/o actually taking responsibility for your own dietary health.

Just a humorous comparison for your amusment.
"Zetacap™ contains all-natural ingredients that are the essential to making you achieve your results it gently and effectively."
Heroin is an all natural plant extract, everyone I've met that is addicted is as thin as a rail. Maybe you should try that.

[anathon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that is a good idea. I always see those H fiends thin as can be. Self control nothing, it changes priorities for you. For example...you could shower, or you could score some herion. You could eat, or you could just do some herion.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to break the law. My respect for the DEA is...well I can't even find the words...

[the-omega-man.livejournal.com]

*Sigh*

Why not just take copious amounts of amphetamines and have multiple enemas. It'll have about the same effect on your health I'm sure.

Eat right. Regular exercise. It takes time, but its the only proven safe way.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

amen

[wednes.livejournal.com]

That's why I get so incensed at people who treat overweight like it's the end of the fucking owrld. you will die tomorrow if you aren't thin...you need this product now Now NOW!!!

People don't want to be patient or safe, they just want people to stop treating them like shit because they are fat. And we dont' have a product for that yet.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Wait till you see my chapter on The Fat Rage Defense.

[pay-the-forfit.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I'm going to add you.
Found you through zombies 101.
I also have a problem with the plot being advanced faster then the (length, character development.)

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Right on, I'll add ya back.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Now you too can look totally emaciated! Remove all the unwanted fat from your body so you can become our patented "Walking bag o'bones". Don't spend another day with one more unwanted pound!

[madush69.livejournal.com]

I totally want to try that tuff.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

And then of course, true happiness will follow!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I'm going to assume that's a joke.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

I would multi-task. There is no reason why you can't shower while shooting up.

[anathon.livejournal.com]

Sure showering and shooting together sounds like a good idea. And I am all for multitasking to get things accomplished. But I have been told that heroin has this nasty tendency to make things like showering not important all. I guess the plus would be not having to concern yourself with multi tasking because really only thing would be important.